Kyle Erf

Teen Inspired to Reenact Video Game Violence in Real Life Can’t Get Seed Funding to Build Roller Coaster

BOISE, Idaho — Troubled sophomore Blaise Porter’s plans for mass vengeance have been slowly dashed by the tough business realities…

4 years ago

Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos

SEATTLE — Tire Tactics, the newly released car combat title from Spitfire Games, has been commended for being produced while…

4 years ago

Privacy Advocates Warn “Shrek Yourself” App May Be Used To Collect Names and Faces of Americans Who Want to Look Like Shrek

SAN FRANCISCO — Digital rights experts warned that Americans using a hot new phone app to make themselves resemble a…

4 years ago

Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Grieving son and PC gamer Eliott Ward reportedly booked funeral arrangements for his late mother with a…

4 years ago

Fuck You: I Am Going to Title the Goose Game

The internet is ablaze with a forest fire of admiration for House House’s Untitled Goose Game, and rightfully so. The…

5 years ago

Watchdog Group Slams GTA for Glorified Portrayal of Radio Stations

LOS ANGELES — Longtime music industry activist group Mothers Against Radio Stations (MARS) kicked off a campaign against the Grand…

5 years ago

Insomniac Employees Startled to Learn Sony Didn’t Already Own Insomniac

BURBANK, Calif. — Chaos and confusion swept through Insomniac Games headquarters today as hundreds of employees found out they weren’t…

5 years ago

Realistic Military Shooter Gives Players Rush of Recruiting Teens in Mall Food Court for National Guard

AUSTIN, Texas — Newly announced game Future Soldier: The Hunt breaks new ground for realism in military shooters by giving…

5 years ago