Kyle Erf

Kyle Erf

‘Gamers Choice Awards’ Immediately Cancelled Upon Seeing What Gamers Chose‘Gamers Choice Awards’ Immediately Cancelled Upon Seeing What Gamers Chose

‘Gamers Choice Awards’ Immediately Cancelled Upon Seeing What Gamers Chose

LOS ANGELES — The hotly anticipated Gamers Choice Awards, a show recognizing achievement in the games industry based on public…

4 years ago
Indie Developer Sacrifices Everything to Make Worse Version of Super Meat BoyIndie Developer Sacrifices Everything to Make Worse Version of Super Meat Boy

Indie Developer Sacrifices Everything to Make Worse Version of Super Meat Boy

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local independent game developer John Petrov has staked his entire financial future and personal stability on the…

4 years ago
Joey Chestnut Dips Toes Into Esports by Swallowing Entire Switch LibraryJoey Chestnut Dips Toes Into Esports by Swallowing Entire Switch Library

Joey Chestnut Dips Toes Into Esports by Swallowing Entire Switch Library

NEW YORK — Famous challenge eater Joey Chestnut attempted to broaden his fanbase into the gaming world by publicly swallowing…

4 years ago
Sonic’s Therapist Asks If He’s Ever Considered Slowing DownSonic’s Therapist Asks If He’s Ever Considered Slowing Down

Sonic’s Therapist Asks If He’s Ever Considered Slowing Down

METROPOLIS ZONE — Sonic the Hedgehog has been asked to look inward and understand his deepest and most firmly held…

4 years ago
Exhausted Fan Game Developer Prays Nintendo Sends Cease and Desist SoonExhausted Fan Game Developer Prays Nintendo Sends Cease and Desist Soon

Exhausted Fan Game Developer Prays Nintendo Sends Cease and Desist Soon

LOS ANGELES — Paul Moreno, the lone developer for a dating simulator game based on Nintendo’s popular Zelda franchise, once…

4 years ago
Yoshi Okay Living Like ThisYoshi Okay Living Like This

Yoshi Okay Living Like This

DINOSAUR LAND — The perennial member of the Mario Bros clique is reportedly still content to eat and sleep in…

4 years ago
Want to Write About Video Games? Here’s 4,000 Blank Lines So You Can Print This Article and Get StartedWant to Write About Video Games? Here’s 4,000 Blank Lines So You Can Print This Article and Get Started

Want to Write About Video Games? Here’s 4,000 Blank Lines So You Can Print This Article and Get Started

It's hard to break into the video game journalism industry. That's why we wanted to give you a leg up!…

4 years ago
Inside the Koopa Slaughterhouses That Fuel the Insatiable Kart Racing IndustryInside the Koopa Slaughterhouses That Fuel the Insatiable Kart Racing Industry

Inside the Koopa Slaughterhouses That Fuel the Insatiable Kart Racing Industry

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A controversial new investigation into the supply chain buttressing the extremely popular sport of Kart Racing sparked…

4 years ago
Nintendo: Mario Will No Longer Come Back to Life Starting Next WeekNintendo: Mario Will No Longer Come Back to Life Starting Next Week

Nintendo: Mario Will No Longer Come Back to Life Starting Next Week

KYOTO, Japan — A Nintendo press release has revealed that after decades of work as video games’ most iconic mascot,…

4 years ago