Kyle Erf

Kyle Erf

Newly-Elected Mayor Pledges to Build Roads, Expand Industrial District, Summon Deadly TornadoNewly-Elected Mayor Pledges to Build Roads, Expand Industrial District, Summon Deadly Tornado

Newly-Elected Mayor Pledges to Build Roads, Expand Industrial District, Summon Deadly Tornado

OW MY ASSVILLE — The mysterious new mayor, who no one remembers electing, has laid out a bold plan for…

3 years ago
Man Binging New Podcast Reaches the One After Trump Got ElectedMan Binging New Podcast Reaches the One After Trump Got Elected

Man Binging New Podcast Reaches the One After Trump Got Elected

NEW YORK — A man binge-listening to the backlog of his new favorite podcast has finally gotten to the one…

3 years ago
Reviewer Who Rated Game 10/10 Wasn’t Paid by Developer or at AllReviewer Who Rated Game 10/10 Wasn’t Paid by Developer or at All

Reviewer Who Rated Game 10/10 Wasn’t Paid by Developer or at All

LOS ANGELES — Despite online rumors to the contrary, budding game critic Tamara Bakker maintained she was not paid for…

3 years ago
Opinion: Video Games Are Not Art. They Are BetterOpinion: Video Games Are Not Art. They Are Better

Opinion: Video Games Are Not Art. They Are Better

Seems like each year the online talking heads and so-called professional critics mark off time in their calendar for a…

4 years ago
Proud Man Once Afraid of Dying a Virgin Now Just Afraid of DyingProud Man Once Afraid of Dying a Virgin Now Just Afraid of Dying

Proud Man Once Afraid of Dying Virgin Now Just Afraid of Dying

JERSEY CITY, N.J. — Local gamer Mike Plant, who once feared dying a virgin, now only fears death following a…

4 years ago
Police Edition of Duck Hunt Only Lets You Shoot DogPolice Edition of Duck Hunt Only Lets You Shoot Dog

Police Edition of Duck Hunt Only Lets You Shoot Dog

LOS ANGELES — An unexpected reboot of the classic light gun shooter Duck Hunt was announced today that casts the…

4 years ago
Gamers Beware: Perverts are Trying to Make the Word ‘Load’ a Sex ThingGamers Beware: Perverts are Trying to Make the Word ‘Load’ a Sex Thing

Gamers Beware: Perverts are Trying to Make the Word ‘Load’ Sex Thing

Awful news, Gamers. If you are at work please stop reading immediately because this article may be considered NOT SAFE.…

4 years ago
Lockheed Martin Assures Pentagon “Robot Boy” Project Will Meet 20XX DeadlineLockheed Martin Assures Pentagon “Robot Boy” Project Will Meet 20XX Deadline

Lockheed Martin Assures Pentagon “Robot Boy” Project Will Meet 20XX Deadline

BETHESDA, Md. — In what many are calling the Pentagon’s latest boondoggle, mainstay military contractor Lockheed Martin has already missed…

4 years ago
SEGA Confirms Real Hedgehog Couldn’t Actually Run That FastSEGA Confirms Real Hedgehog Couldn’t Actually Run That Fast

SEGA Confirms Real Hedgehog Couldn’t Actually Run That Fast

TOKYO — In a stunning press conference this morning, SEGA has finally validated the long-held fan theory that Sonic the…

4 years ago