Kyle Erf

Newly-Elected Mayor Pledges to Build Roads, Expand Industrial District, Summon Deadly Tornado

OW MY ASSVILLE — The mysterious new mayor, who no one remembers electing, has laid out a bold plan for…

3 years ago

Man Binging New Podcast Reaches the One After Trump Got Elected

NEW YORK — A man binge-listening to the backlog of his new favorite podcast has finally gotten to the one…

3 years ago

Reviewer Who Rated Game 10/10 Wasn’t Paid by Developer or at All

LOS ANGELES — Despite online rumors to the contrary, budding game critic Tamara Bakker maintained she was not paid for…

3 years ago

Opinion: Video Games Are Not Art. They Are Better

Seems like each year the online talking heads and so-called professional critics mark off time in their calendar for a…

3 years ago

Proud Man Once Afraid of Dying Virgin Now Just Afraid of Dying

JERSEY CITY, N.J. — Local gamer Mike Plant, who once feared dying a virgin, now only fears death following a…

3 years ago

Police Edition of Duck Hunt Only Lets You Shoot Dog

LOS ANGELES — An unexpected reboot of the classic light gun shooter Duck Hunt was announced today that casts the…

3 years ago

Gamers Beware: Perverts are Trying to Make the Word ‘Load’ Sex Thing

Awful news, Gamers. If you are at work please stop reading immediately because this article may be considered NOT SAFE.…

3 years ago

Lockheed Martin Assures Pentagon “Robot Boy” Project Will Meet 20XX Deadline

BETHESDA, Md. — In what many are calling the Pentagon’s latest boondoggle, mainstay military contractor Lockheed Martin has already missed…

3 years ago

SEGA Confirms Real Hedgehog Couldn’t Actually Run That Fast

TOKYO — In a stunning press conference this morning, SEGA has finally validated the long-held fan theory that Sonic the…

3 years ago