Kevin Hufe

Monster Hunter DLC Makes Gamers Waste 3 Hours Getting License at Department of Fish and Wildlife

SAN FRANCISCO — An update to Monster Hunter Rise has added a new mode that sees the protagonist have to…

3 years ago

Magic Spell Heals Same Amount as Eating Tomato

SOLANUM REALM — The magic and agricultural industries of the realm of Solanum are in turmoil following a recent exposé…

3 years ago

New Historical Evidence Shows People Once Played Video Games for Fun

UPPER DARBY, Pa.  — Historians and anthropologists from around the globe are clamoring as a Pennsylvania middle school time capsule…

3 years ago

Gamer Begins Wiki Deep Dive to Catch Up on Series Lore for Splatoon 3

CHICAGO — In anticipation of the upcoming 2022 release of Splatoon 3, first-time player  Bryan Skritcherson has begun the long…

3 years ago

New York City Council Votes on Placement of Huge Booster Ramp to Decrease Traffic

NEW YORK — Tempers flared at city hall today as both sides made their opinions known about the potential addition…

3 years ago

Horny Mathematician Proves 8=D

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Duke University mathematics professor Richard Hardens shocked and awed the academic world today by publishing his incredibly…

4 years ago

Guy with 3D Printer Keeps Gun Design Under Pillow Just in Case He Needs It

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Homeowner Kris Mullens, 47, reportedly keeps a 3D printer design for a gun under his pillow in…

4 years ago

Oh No: Someone Already Raided This Dungeon

NEW YORK — A team of dungeon crawlers were horrified after spending hours to conquer a local dungeon, only to…

4 years ago

Item That Revives Murdered Friend Annoyingly Expensive

T’ARTHAR DESERT —  A team of local heroes found themselves in distress recently, after a level 26 necroscorpion murdered beloved…

4 years ago