February 21, 2021 Vlogger Parents Looking Forward to Streaming Child Unboxing Vlogger Parents Looking Forward to Streaming Child Unboxing LOS ANGELES — Kayleigh Jones, 23, better known by her YouTube alias M0therKnowsBest, has publicly announced her decision to livestream the unboxing of her first…
February 5, 2021 Taco Bell Announces Just a Big Plastic Cup of Orange Goop Taco Bell Announces Just a Big Plastic Cup of Orange Goop NEW YORK — A flustered public relations representative from Taco Bell called a televised press conference this morning to discuss recent menu changes, including the…
January 29, 2021 Man With Steam Library of 2,000 Games Survives Apocalypse, Steps on Graphics Card Man With Steam Library of 2,000 Games Survives Apocalypse, Steps on Graphics Card LAS VEGAS — Local gamer Aaron Byrne ascended from his homemade backyard bunker sobbing today, lamenting the loss of the one piece of hardware that…
April 15, 2020 Dungeon Master Sets Up 8-Week Long Scenario for Single Pun Dungeon Master Sets Up 8-Week Long Scenario for Single Pun SEATTLE — A group of Dungeons and Dragons players were horrified to discover that the campaign they had been playing for the last two months…
