December 6, 2019 Hideo Kojima Parts Ways With Kojima Productions Over Creative Differences Hideo Kojima Parts Ways With Kojima Productions Over Creative Differences TOKYO — Citing a stifling work environment caused by shifting business interests, legendary video game designer Hideo Kojima announced that he would be parting ways…
November 17, 2019 Self-Loathing Gamer Treats His Body Like a Water Temple Self-Loathing Gamer Treats His Body Like a Water Temple NEW YORK — Expressing his disdain for its sluggish pace and uninteresting design, local gamer Tyler Brew said self-loathingly that he treats his body like a…
November 13, 2019 Fans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic ‘Simpsons’ Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot Maggie First Fans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic ‘Simpsons’ Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot Maggie First NEW YORK — In an unfortunate mishandling of the beloved franchise, fans across the internet expressed their disappointment earlier today that Disney’s new Disney+ streaming…
November 4, 2019 Man Uses Last Cheat Code to Set Game Genie Free Man Uses Last Cheat Code to Set Game Genie Free NAPERTON, Ill. — In a heartwarming act of selflessness showing how much he’d grown as a person since first acquiring the magical device, local gamer…
October 26, 2019 Sony Unveils Full Lineup of PlayStation 5 Release Day Bugs Sony Unveils Full Lineup of PlayStation 5 Release Day Bugs TOKYO — Following a string of new details about the company’s upcoming console, Sony today unveiled the full lineup of of bugs that would be coming…
October 12, 2019 Flint Still Doesn’t Have Clean Mountain Dew Flint Still Doesn’t Have Clean Mountain Dew FLINT, Mich. — After years of negligence by local lawmakers and despite many waves of public protests and awareness campaigns, the residents of Flint, Michigan…
September 21, 2019 It Takes Decades of Composing Video Game Soundtracks to Know Exactly When to Bleep and When to Bloop It Takes Decades of Composing Video Game Soundtracks to Know Exactly When to Bleep and When to Bloop I’ve had a long career as a composer for Nintendo. I’m responsible for the music behind some of the company’s most beloved franchises, including Super…
August 19, 2019 The Story Behind Nintendo’s Agreement to Send Game Boy Camera Data to the FBI The Story Behind Nintendo’s Agreement to Send Game Boy Camera Data to the FBI
August 9, 2019 Awkward Man Botches Handshake After Failing Quick Time Event Awkward Man Botches Handshake After Failing Quick Time Event NEW YORK — Missing the necessary half-second window to input a button press, witnesses say local gamer Roger Dawkins completely botched a handshake with his…
