August 23, 2020 Tosh.0 Patched to Tosh.1 Tosh.0 Patched to Tosh.1 CULVER CITY, Calif. — Comedy Central announced in a press release this morning that their longrunning online video roundup show, Tosh.0, had finally been patched…
August 8, 2020 Impossible Fall Guys Achievement Awards Players for Entering 5 Consecutive Matches Impossible Fall Guys Achievement Awards Players for Entering 5 Consecutive Matches LONDON — Following a recent patch to the popular new battle royale game, gamers have discovered the addition of an impossible-to-get achievement in the game…
August 7, 2020 Game’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes Game’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes CLEVELAND — Noting that he would’ve accepted the detail at face value without an explanation, local gamer Thomas Windermere told sources Friday that the lore…
August 4, 2020 Alex Jones Announces ‘InfoWars Tactics’ Alex Jones Announces ‘InfoWars Tactics’ DALLAS, Texas — Claiming that the new game would revolutionize the long running InfoWars franchise, far-right radio host and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones unveiled a…
August 4, 2020 Gamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife Crisis Gamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife Crisis NEW YORK — Estimating that his components could continue providing decent performance even several years in the future when he realizes that his best years…
July 27, 2020 Moronic Dataminers Thrilled After Discovering Luigi In ‘Super Mario 64 DS’ Moronic Dataminers Thrilled After Discovering Luigi In ‘Super Mario 64 DS’ NEW YORK — Following a string of leaks of early builds and scrapped ideas for beloved Nintendo games, the emulation and modding community has been…
July 23, 2020 Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured BOSTON — Offending his viewers by asserting that all of his characters’ hit points matter equally, JRPG enthusiast and known racist William Jepsen came under…
July 1, 2020 Young Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be Young Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and traveling seven years into the…
June 25, 2020 Jury Duty Summons Sends Man on Exciting ARG Adventure Through Municipal Court System Jury Duty Summons Sends Man on Exciting ARG Adventure Through Municipal Court System PORTLAND, Maine — Local man Ralph Pettersen was recently immersed in an exciting and ingenious alternate reality game which began when a cryptic call-to-action letter…
