Kevin Flynn

Hideo Kojima Parts Ways With Kojima Productions Over Creative Differences

TOKYO — Citing a stifling work environment caused by shifting business interests, legendary video game designer Hideo Kojima announced that…

5 years ago

Self-Loathing Gamer Treats His Body Like Water Temple

NEW YORK — Expressing his disdain for its sluggish pace and uninteresting design, local gamer Tyler Brew said self-loathingly that he…

5 years ago

Fans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic ‘Simpsons’ Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot Maggie First

NEW YORK — In an unfortunate mishandling of the beloved franchise, fans across the internet expressed their disappointment earlier today…

5 years ago

Man Uses Last Cheat Code to Set Game Genie Free

NAPERTON, Ill. — In a heartwarming act of selflessness showing how much he’d grown as a person since first acquiring…

5 years ago

Sony Unveils Full Lineup of PlayStation 5 Release Day Bugs

TOKYO — Following a string of new details about the company’s upcoming console, Sony today unveiled the full lineup of of…

5 years ago

Flint Still Doesn’t Have Clean Mountain Dew

FLINT, Mich. — After years of negligence by local lawmakers and despite many waves of public protests and awareness campaigns,…

5 years ago

It Takes Decades of Composing Video Game Soundtracks to Know Exactly When to Bleep and When to Bloop

I’ve had a long career as a composer for Nintendo. I’m responsible for the music behind some of the company’s…

5 years ago

Awkward Man Botches Handshake After Failing Quick Time Event

NEW YORK — Missing the necessary half-second window to input a button press, witnesses say local gamer Roger Dawkins completely…

5 years ago