Kevin Flynn

Exhausted ‘Slay the Spire’ Fans Demand Developers Make Game Less Fun

NEW YORK — Emphasizing the fact that they really ought to start playing some other games that they’ve been meaning…

5 years ago

Gamers Reflect On E3’s Humble Beginnings as Trade Show Designed to Help Huge Corporations Sell More Video Games

LOS ANGELES — With big names like Geoff Keighley and PlayStation dropping out of this year’s iteration of E3, gamers…

5 years ago

Open World Game Praised for Realistic Weather Effects That Give You Seasonal Depression

MINNEAPOLIS — Praising the deep, emotional impact it leaves on the player, gamers are giving rave reviews to the newly…

5 years ago

Tragic: The Computer Server From Black Mirror’s San Junipero Is Down for Scheduled Maintenance

SANTA ROSA, Calif. — Sadly leaving all of the service’s customers unavailable to access the popular massively multiplayer online game…

5 years ago

Game Freak Confirms That Pokéball is Short for ‘Pocket Ball’

TOKYO — Putting years of speculation by the Pokémon fan community to rest, Game Freak team lead Shigeru Ohmori confirmed…

5 years ago

Unhinged Maniac Rigs NES to Explode If SMB3 Speedrunner Lets Mario Drop Below P-Speed

ORLANDO, Fla. — Sending waves of terror rippling throughout the streamer’s Twitch chat, an unhinged maniac rigged an NES to…

5 years ago

Merry PISSmas, Shitbird! It’s Time to Kick Ass and Spread Cheer, and I’m All Out of Cheer

Ho-ho-hail to the king, baby! It’s me, God’s gift to women, Duke Nukem, here to wish you season’s greetings...or at…

5 years ago

Con Attendee Regretting Death Stranding Cosplay

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — With a visibly pained expression on his face and his body seemingly on the verge of collapse,…

5 years ago

Twin Galaxies Removes George Costanza’s Frogger High Score From Leaderboard After Discovering It Was Faked

OTTUMWA, Iowa — Calling the circumstance a highly regrettable error and promising that they will increase the thoroughness of their…

5 years ago