Kevin Flynn

Tosh.0 Patched to Tosh.1

CULVER CITY, Calif. — Comedy Central announced in a press release this morning that their longrunning online video roundup show,…

4 years ago

Impossible Fall Guys Achievement Awards Players for Entering 5 Consecutive Matches

LONDON — Following a recent patch to the popular new battle royale game, gamers have discovered the addition of an…

4 years ago

Game’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes

CLEVELAND — Noting that he would’ve accepted the detail at face value without an explanation, local gamer Thomas Windermere told…

4 years ago

Alex Jones Announces ‘InfoWars Tactics’

DALLAS, Texas — Claiming that the new game would revolutionize the long running InfoWars franchise, far-right radio host and conspiracy…

4 years ago

Gamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife Crisis

NEW YORK — Estimating that his components could continue providing decent performance even several years in the future when he…

4 years ago

Moronic Dataminers Thrilled After Discovering Luigi In ‘Super Mario 64 DS’

NEW YORK — Following a string of leaks of early builds and scrapped ideas for beloved Nintendo games, the emulation…

4 years ago

Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured

BOSTON — Offending his viewers by asserting that all of his characters’ hit points matter equally, JRPG enthusiast and known…

4 years ago

Young Link Shaken After Seeing What Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be

HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and…

4 years ago

Jury Duty Summons Sends Man on Exciting ARG Adventure Through Municipal Court System

PORTLAND, Maine — Local man Ralph Pettersen was recently immersed in an exciting and ingenious alternate reality game which began…

4 years ago