Kevin Flynn

Kevin Flynn

Tosh.0 Patched to Tosh.1Tosh.0 Patched to Tosh.1

Tosh.0 Patched to Tosh.1

CULVER CITY, Calif. — Comedy Central announced in a press release this morning that their longrunning online video roundup show,…

5 years ago
Impossible Fall Guys Achievement Awards Players for Entering 5 Consecutive MatchesImpossible Fall Guys Achievement Awards Players for Entering 5 Consecutive Matches

Impossible Fall Guys Achievement Awards Players for Entering 5 Consecutive Matches

LONDON — Following a recent patch to the popular new battle royale game, gamers have discovered the addition of an…

5 years ago
Game’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red EyesGame’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes

Game’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes

CLEVELAND — Noting that he would’ve accepted the detail at face value without an explanation, local gamer Thomas Windermere told…

5 years ago
Alex Jones Announces ‘InfoWars Tactics’Alex Jones Announces ‘InfoWars Tactics’

Alex Jones Announces ‘InfoWars Tactics’

DALLAS, Texas — Claiming that the new game would revolutionize the long running InfoWars franchise, far-right radio host and conspiracy…

5 years ago
Gamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife CrisisGamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife Crisis

Gamer Builds PC That Should Be Upgradeable All the Way Through Midlife Crisis

NEW YORK — Estimating that his components could continue providing decent performance even several years in the future when he…

5 years ago
Moronic Dataminers Thrilled After Discovering Luigi In ‘Super Mario 64 DS’Moronic Dataminers Thrilled After Discovering Luigi In ‘Super Mario 64 DS’

Moronic Dataminers Thrilled After Discovering Luigi In ‘Super Mario 64 DS’

NEW YORK — Following a string of leaks of early builds and scrapped ideas for beloved Nintendo games, the emulation…

5 years ago
Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character InjuredRacist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured

Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured

BOSTON — Offending his viewers by asserting that all of his characters’ hit points matter equally, JRPG enthusiast and known…

5 years ago
Young Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to BeYoung Link Shaken After Seeing What a Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be

Young Link Shaken After Seeing What Loser Virgin He Grows Up to Be

HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and…

5 years ago
Jury Duty Summons Sends Man on Exciting ARG Adventure Through Municipal Court SystemJury Duty Summons Sends Man on Exciting ARG Adventure Through Municipal Court System

Jury Duty Summons Sends Man on Exciting ARG Adventure Through Municipal Court System

PORTLAND, Maine — Local man Ralph Pettersen was recently immersed in an exciting and ingenious alternate reality game which began…

5 years ago