Kevin Flynn

Kevin Flynn

CDC Warns of Contagious Brain Parasite That Convinces People Buying a Gaming Chair Is a Good IdeaCDC Warns of Contagious Brain Parasite That Convinces People Buying a Gaming Chair Is a Good Idea

CDC Warns of Contagious Brain Parasite That Convinces People Buying Gaming Chair Is a Good Idea

ATLANTA — Warning that the spread of the new threat would only add further strain to the ongoing global health…

5 years ago
Reddit User Reports Vile, Horrifying Image for Being a RepostReddit User Reports Vile, Horrifying Image for Being a Repost

Reddit User Reports Vile, Horrifying Image for Being Repost

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Physically recoiling at the offensive post currently visible on his screen, longtime Reddit user Derek Lefferts flagged…

5 years ago
358/2 Reasons You Should Play the ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Series358/2 Reasons You Should Play the ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Series

358/2 Reasons You Should Play the ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Series

Disney and Square Enix’s whimsical JRPG phenomenon, Kingdom Hearts, may be daunting to newcomers despite its longtime popularity. Each installment…

5 years ago
Gamer Pokes Head Back Into Smash Bros. Ultimate to Play Exactly One Match as SteveGamer Pokes Head Back Into Smash Bros. Ultimate to Play Exactly One Match as Steve

Gamer Pokes Head Back Into Smash Bros. Ultimate to Play Exactly One Match as Steve

NEW YORK — Local gamer Jesse Nunez excitedly turned on his Switch to download the latest software update for Super…

5 years ago
Lost Red Bull Car Ends Up in Military ParadeLost Red Bull Car Ends Up in Military Parade

Lost Red Bull Car Ends Up in Military Parade

PYONGYANG — Confusing intelligence officials who initially mistook it as some unusual model of short-barrel tank, a Red Bull branded…

5 years ago
Geneticists Raise Ethical Questions After Successfully Creating Echo Fighter of SheepGeneticists Raise Ethical Questions After Successfully Creating Echo Fighter of Sheep

Geneticists Raise Ethical Questions After Successfully Creating Echo Fighter of Sheep

EDINBURGH, Scotland — In a huge scientific breakthrough that also raises many ethical questions, geneticists at the University of Edinburgh’s…

5 years ago
Mario Exhausted After Taking Massive JumpMario Exhausted After Taking Massive Jump

Mario Exhausted After Taking Massive Jump

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Onlookers were astonished earlier today as the mustachioed hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario, collapsed in exhaustion…

5 years ago
Ubisoft Announces ‘Prince of Persia’ Remake in Effort to Rewind Time to Before They Fucked UpUbisoft Announces ‘Prince of Persia’ Remake in Effort to Rewind Time to Before They Fucked Up

Ubisoft Announces ‘Prince of Persia’ Remake in Effort to Rewind Time to Before They Fucked Up

MONTREUIL, France — As part of their UbiForward presentation showcasing their upcoming releases, French game developer Ubisoft announced that they’re…

5 years ago
Game Not Nearly Difficult Enough to Justify This Many Power-UpsGame Not Nearly Difficult Enough to Justify This Many Power-Ups

Game Not Nearly Difficult Enough to Justify This Many Power-Ups

METHUEN, Mass. — Guessing that he could probably blow through the second half of the game without picking up a…

5 years ago