Kevin Flynn

PS4 With ‘Cyberpunk’ Downloaded Listed on eBay Just In Case Anyone’s Stupid Enough to Go for That

DALLAS — Local gamer Carter Evans has reportedly listed his PS4 console containing a digital download of the now-delisted Cyberpunk…

4 years ago

Review: ‘Cyberpunk: 2077’ Is Perfect Game, Is What I Must Say to Make Sure the Abused Workers Get Their Bonuses

Brutal, crunch-filled development cycles have become an unfortunate staple of major AAA video games. The latest perpetrator of this is…

4 years ago

Man Who Eats, Sleeps, and Breathes Video Games Advised by Doctor to Stop Doing That

BOSTON — Urgently advising the at-risk man to change his dangerous lifestyle immediately, a doctor at Massachusetts General Hospital advised…

4 years ago

NASA Announces That You Won’t Be Able to Play ‘Boktai’ Anymore After the Sun Dies

WASHINGTON — Confirming the inevitable circumstances that will eventually come to pass throughout our solar system, scientists at NASA headquarters…

4 years ago

IGN Content Team Announces Mandatory Crunch To Release ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Guide On Time

SAN FRANCISCO — In an effort to keep pace with the expectations their millions of devoted readers, the gaming news…

4 years ago

Surprise Nintendo Direct Announces That You Can Play ‘Breath of the Wild’ Again Any Time You Want

KYOTO — Startling and delighting fans who had been starved for exciting announcements from the company, Nintendo announced in a…

4 years ago

Video Game Enemies Circulate Anonymous Spreadsheet to Share Max HP and Equipment Info

GRUGG’S CASTLE — In an effort to increase transparency about fair hiring practices and compensation, a group of video game…

4 years ago

Gamer Asks Chipotle Employee Which Type of Beans Provide Better Stat Boost

AUSTIN — Frustrating employees and other patrons and holding up the line behind him with his questions, a local gamer…

4 years ago

Alarming Daily Screen Time Report Doesn’t Include TV or Computer Monitor

SARASOTA, Fla. — Straining his eyes while scrolling through the report to make sure he was understanding things right, distraught…

4 years ago