Kevin Flynn

Kevin Flynn

Guy Who Threw Away Box Without Looking Can’t Believe PS5 Didn’t Come With Power CableGuy Who Threw Away Box Without Looking Can’t Believe PS5 Didn’t Come With Power Cable

Guy Who Threw Away Box Without Looking Can’t Believe PS5 Didn’t Come With Power Cable

NEW YORK — Scoffing at the disappointing contents of the package he’d just paid $500 for, local man Tyler Lopresti,…

4 years ago
FCC Recommends Downloading Three Large Files a Day to Keep Internet Connection Healthy and RegularFCC Recommends Downloading Three Large Files a Day to Keep Internet Connection Healthy and Regular

FCC Recommends Downloading Three Large Files Day to Keep Internet Connection Healthy and Regular

WASHINGTON — In an effort to bolster the strength of the nation’s internet infrastructure, Acting FCC Chairwoman Jessica Rosenworcel issued…

4 years ago
Twitch Updates Harassment Policy to Foster Creation of New, More Inventive SlursTwitch Updates Harassment Policy to Foster Creation of New, More Inventive Slurs

Twitch Updates Harassment Policy to Foster Creation of New, More Inventive Slurs

SAN FRANCISCO — Following a string of community controversies, the popular gaming website Twitch unveiled a new harassment policy aimed…

4 years ago
Dorian Gray Sells One-of-a-Kind Portrait as NFTDorian Gray Sells One-of-a-Kind Portrait as NFT

Dorian Gray Sells One-of-a-Kind Portrait as NFT

LONDON — Handsome young socialite Dorian Gray announced today that he’ll be distributing the digital rights to a one-of-a-kind portrait…

4 years ago
America Unsure If Pandemic Is One of Those Scripted Fights You’re Supposed to LoseAmerica Unsure If Pandemic Is One of Those Scripted Fights You’re Supposed to Lose

America Unsure If Pandemic Is One of Those Scripted Fights You’re Supposed to Lose

WASHINGTON — As the infection rates and death counts throughout the nation continue to slowly creep upwards, citizens throughout the…

4 years ago
Financially Savvy Gamer Inks Six Figure DealFinancially Savvy Gamer Inks Six Figure Deal

Financially Savvy Gamer Inks Six Figure Deal

NEW YORK — Local gamer and financial wizard Thomas Kleinman impressed his friends and family with the news that he…

4 years ago
Scott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is a Pretty Bad BoyfriendScott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is a Pretty Bad Boyfriend

Scott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is Pretty Bad Boyfriend

TORONTO — Fans of the long-inaccessible retro beat ‘em up Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game were pleasantly surprised…

4 years ago
Man Who Wasted Youth Playing Video Games Vows To Waste Old Age Playing Video GamesMan Who Wasted Youth Playing Video Games Vows To Waste Old Age Playing Video Games

Man Who Wasted Youth Playing Video Games Vows To Waste Old Age Playing Video Games

BOSTON — Resolving to himself that things in his life would be exactly the same as they used to be…

4 years ago
Gamer Sits Through Credits of Game to Memorize Names of 300 QA TestersGamer Sits Through Credits of Game to Memorize Names of 300 QA Testers

Gamer Sits Through Credits of Game to Memorize Names of 300 QA Testers

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Respectfully ignoring the opportunity to press the X button and skip the entire sequence, local gamer…

4 years ago