Kenny Rohrbacher

After Decades of Speculation, Scientists Prove Existence of ‘Street Fighter 1’

LOS ALAMOS, N.M. — Thom Mason, director of the Los Alamos National Laboratory, announced today they have finally unearthed definitive…

4 years ago

PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer

TOLEDO, Ohio — Local gamer Clint Lowe recently discovered through the 23andMe genealogy service that he has approximately 20% console…

6 years ago

Team Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme Franchise

TOKYO — Yosuke Hayashi, president of famed software developer Team Ninja, announced the production of a new controller specifically designed…

6 years ago