Kenny Rohrbacher

Kenny Rohrbacher

After Decades of Speculation, Scientists Prove Existence of ‘Street Fighter 1’After Decades of Speculation, Scientists Prove Existence of ‘Street Fighter 1’

After Decades of Speculation, Scientists Prove Existence of ‘Street Fighter 1’

LOS ALAMOS, N.M. — Thom Mason, director of the Los Alamos National Laboratory, announced today they have finally unearthed definitive…

6 years ago
PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console GamerPC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer

PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer

TOLEDO, Ohio — Local gamer Clint Lowe recently discovered through the 23andMe genealogy service that he has approximately 20% console…

7 years ago
Team Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme FranchiseTeam Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme Franchise

Team Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme Franchise

TOKYO — Yosuke Hayashi, president of famed software developer Team Ninja, announced the production of a new controller specifically designed…

7 years ago