March 22, 2020 Gamer Who Hasn’t Had a Glass of Water in a Week Says He Gets Physically Ill Seeing Game at 30 FPS Gamer Who Hasn’t Had a Glass of Water in a Week Says He Gets Physically Ill Seeing Game at 30 FPS BUFFALO, N.Y. — Upon seeing the Nintendo Switch port of Dark Souls: Remastered in action, local gamer Ethan Bain, who hasn’t had a drink of…
March 19, 2020 Animal Crossing Delayed Indefinitely After Gulliver Washes Up on Shore With COVID-19 Animal Crossing Delayed Indefinitely After Gulliver Washes Up on Shore With COVID-19 KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo made the difficult decision to delay Animal Crossing: New Horizons indefinitely after Gulliver washed up on shore carrying the coronavirus early…
August 21, 2019 Castlevania Creators Admit Alucard’s Name Was an Unintentional Coincidence Castlevania Creators Admit Alucard’s Name Was an Unintentional Coincidence TOKYO — A group of longtime Konami employees behind the iconic video game series Castlevania caused a commotion at a press conference today after admitting…