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Female Alien With Gills, Tentacles, and Four Eyes Also Has Tremendous and Symmetrical Boobs

CONWAY, S.C. — Hugo award winning writer Bill Fender has dropped the first teaser of his next novel, Space Controller,…

3 years ago

Friend Promises Game Is Fantastic If You Can Get Past Gameplay

AUSTIN, Texas — Sources have confirmed that your friend Sadie Green has beaten the new indie game DustPunch, which she…

3 years ago

Local Grandfather Sold as NFT

DOMINO CITY, Japan — Local grandfather and game shop owner Solomon Muto has reportedly been sold as an NFT after…

3 years ago

Sony Schedules PS5 Drop for Precise Moment Local Man Looks Away From Screen

POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. — Aspiring PS5 owner John Blatzby has reportedly found some consistency in Sony’s seemingly random PS5 drops, claiming…

4 years ago

No, No, Game Developer Actually Loves Watching Speedrunner Exploit Hundreds of Bugs He Missed

SAN FRANCISCO — Despite the sweat dripping from his forehead while watching his video game be absolutely decimated live on…

4 years ago

Groundbreaking RPG Gives Player Moral Conundrum With Dozens of Ways to Say ‘Yes’

EDMONTON, Alberta — Developer Bioware has announced that their latest Mass Effect game will be the deepest dive into moral…

4 years ago

Report: Power Rangers Receive 0 Hours of Training Before Being Given Lethal Megazord

ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Despite receiving absolutely no training of any kind, the adolescent vigilante group “Power Rangers” were reportedly…

4 years ago

World 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating App

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…

5 years ago