Joshua Hudson

Gamer Dentist Has Almost Collected All the Teeth

CHICAGO — A dentist that has been an avid gamer all his life has happily reported that he’s nearly collected…

3 years ago

Hundreds of Pokémon Species Go Extinct After Bill Accidentally Bricks PC

CERULEAN CITY — Hundreds of species of Pokémon have suddenly gone extinct after local researcher Bill accidentally bricked his PC,…

3 years ago

Pokémon Gender Reveal Party Leaves Viridian Forest Burned to Ground

VIRIDIAN CITY, Kanto — Residents of Viridian City are heartbroken today after Viridian Forest, one of the region’s most recognizable…

3 years ago

Lucky Military Recruiter Pulls Super Rare High Schooler

DALLAS — A local military recruiter earned high marks and really good loot when he was able to return home…

3 years ago

CDC Warns Pokémania Much More Dangerous When Contracted as an Adult

ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is warning citizens about the dangers of contracting Pokémania as an…

5 years ago

Character You Let Die in First Playthrough Seems Distant in New Game+

FORKED RIVER, N.J. — Local gamer Christopher Nguyen noticed the character he allowed to die in his first playthrough of…

5 years ago

Paranoid Twitch Streamer Constantly Feels Like They Aren’t Being Watched

KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local Twitch streamer Steven Foran reportedly feels experiences a near-constant paranoid feeling that he’s not being watched,…

5 years ago

Stoned Driver Can’t Remember Where Tesla Parked Self

LOS ANGELES — Local man Tim Calorel was unable to locate where his Tesla had parked itself after he had…

5 years ago