Joshua Hudson

Joshua Hudson

Gamer Dentist Has Almost Collected All the TeethGamer Dentist Has Almost Collected All the Teeth

Gamer Dentist Has Almost Collected All the Teeth

CHICAGO — A dentist that has been an avid gamer all his life has happily reported that he’s nearly collected…

4 years ago
Hundreds of Pokémon Species Go Extinct After Bill Accidentally Bricks PCHundreds of Pokémon Species Go Extinct After Bill Accidentally Bricks PC

Hundreds of Pokémon Species Go Extinct After Bill Accidentally Bricks PC

CERULEAN CITY — Hundreds of species of Pokémon have suddenly gone extinct after local researcher Bill accidentally bricked his PC,…

4 years ago
Pokémon Gender Reveal Party Leaves Viridian Forest Burned to GroundPokémon Gender Reveal Party Leaves Viridian Forest Burned to Ground

Pokémon Gender Reveal Party Leaves Viridian Forest Burned to Ground

VIRIDIAN CITY, Kanto — Residents of Viridian City are heartbroken today after Viridian Forest, one of the region’s most recognizable…

4 years ago
Lucky Military Recruiter Pulls Super Rare High SchoolerLucky Military Recruiter Pulls Super Rare High Schooler

Lucky Military Recruiter Pulls Super Rare High Schooler

DALLAS — A local military recruiter earned high marks and really good loot when he was able to return home…

4 years ago
CDC Warns Pokémania Much More Dangerous When Contracted as an AdultCDC Warns Pokémania Much More Dangerous When Contracted as an Adult

CDC Warns Pokémania Much More Dangerous When Contracted as an Adult

ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is warning citizens about the dangers of contracting Pokémania as an…

5 years ago
Character You Let Die in First Playthrough Seems Distant in New Game+Character You Let Die in First Playthrough Seems Distant in New Game+

Character You Let Die in First Playthrough Seems Distant in New Game+

FORKED RIVER, N.J. — Local gamer Christopher Nguyen noticed the character he allowed to die in his first playthrough of…

6 years ago
Paranoid Twitch Streamer Constantly Feels Like They Aren’t Being WatchedParanoid Twitch Streamer Constantly Feels Like They Aren’t Being Watched

Paranoid Twitch Streamer Constantly Feels Like They Aren’t Being Watched

KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local Twitch streamer Steven Foran reportedly feels experiences a near-constant paranoid feeling that he’s not being watched,…

6 years ago
Stoned Driver Can’t Remember Where Tesla Parked SelfStoned Driver Can’t Remember Where Tesla Parked Self

Stoned Driver Can’t Remember Where Tesla Parked Self

LOS ANGELES — Local man Tim Calorel was unable to locate where his Tesla had parked itself after he had…

6 years ago