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Kevin Feige: “We’re Gonna Kill Fucking 35 Uncle Bens in Spider-Man: No Way Home”

BURBANK, Calif. — President of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige revealed that Spider-Man: No Way Home will introduce the concept of…

3 years ago

‘Conker’s Bad Fur Day’ Has Aged Terribly Because My Cartridge Broke

Whether you like it or not, some video games age badly. While many titles will stand the test of time,…

3 years ago

Cash-Strapped Dave & Buster’s to Auction Off Dave

DALLAS — Amidst growing uncertainty and financial stress due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the cash-strapped restaurant and video arcade establishment…

4 years ago

Trump Refuses to Pass Controller After Character Dies

WASHINGTON — Continuing his trend of bucking universally accepted social norms, President Donald Trump today announced his refusal to pass…

4 years ago

New Facebook Tab Switches to Classic Mode If Clicked, But Somebody You Don’t Know Will Die

SAN FRANCISCO — Facebook has debuted a new feature that allows users to revert their profiles to Facebook Classic for…

4 years ago

Guy Looting GameStop Makes Off With 300 Empty Cases

BOSTON — An unidentified looter was seen breaking into a Gamestop early Friday morning and absconding with over 300 empty…

4 years ago

Every ‘Star Wars’ Movie Ranked by How Old I Was the First Time I Saw It

Now that Disney has released the Rise of Skywalker film and novelization, it feels like everybody has already made a…

5 years ago

Kumail Nanjiani Thinks About ‘Stuber’ Reviews to Help Power Through Few More Reps

LOS ANGELES — Actor Kumail Nanjiani took to the internet recently to show off his new muscle-bound physique and talk…

5 years ago

James Corden Prepared for ‘Cats’ Role by Living as Obnoxious Creature for Decades

LOS ANGELES — James Corden revealed he prepared for his role in the upcoming Cats film adaptation by eschewing his…

5 years ago