November 6, 2021 Kevin Feige: “We’re Gonna Kill Fucking 35 Uncle Bens in Spider-Man: No Way Home” Kevin Feige: “We’re Gonna Kill Fucking 35 Uncle Bens in Spider-Man: No Way Home” BURBANK, Calif. — President of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige revealed that Spider-Man: No Way Home will introduce the concept of the multiverse within the Marvel…
July 7, 2021 ‘Conker’s Bad Fur Day’ Has Aged Terribly Because My Cartridge Broke ‘Conker’s Bad Fur Day’ Has Aged Terribly Because My Cartridge Broke Whether you like it or not, some video games age badly. While many titles will stand the test of time, the 2001 Nintendo 64 game…
March 2, 2021 Cash-Strapped Dave & Buster’s to Auction Off Dave Cash-Strapped Dave & Buster’s to Auction Off Dave DALLAS — Amidst growing uncertainty and financial stress due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the cash-strapped restaurant and video arcade establishment Dave & Buster’s announced their…
October 20, 2020 Trump Refuses to Pass Controller After Character Dies Trump Refuses to Pass Controller After Character Dies WASHINGTON — Continuing his trend of bucking universally accepted social norms, President Donald Trump today announced his refusal to pass the controller to anybody else,…
September 29, 2020 New Facebook Tab Switches to Classic Mode If Clicked, But Somebody You Don’t Know Will Die New Facebook Tab Switches to Classic Mode If Clicked, But Somebody You Don’t Know Will Die SAN FRANCISCO — Facebook has debuted a new feature that allows users to revert their profiles to Facebook Classic for 48 hours by clicking a…
June 13, 2020 Guy Looting GameStop Makes Off With 300 Empty Cases Guy Looting GameStop Makes Off With 300 Empty Cases BOSTON — An unidentified looter was seen breaking into a Gamestop early Friday morning and absconding with over 300 empty video game cases, according to…
March 17, 2020 Every ‘Star Wars’ Movie Ranked by How Old I Was the First Time I Saw It Every ‘Star Wars’ Movie Ranked by How Old I Was the First Time I Saw It Now that Disney has released the Rise of Skywalker film and novelization, it feels like everybody has already made a “definitive” ranking of every Star…
January 14, 2020 Kumail Nanjiani Thinks About ‘Stuber’ Reviews to Help Power Through a Few More Reps Kumail Nanjiani Thinks About ‘Stuber’ Reviews to Help Power Through a Few More Reps LOS ANGELES — Actor Kumail Nanjiani took to the internet recently to show off his new muscle-bound physique and talk about his fitness routine, confirming…
July 19, 2019 James Corden Prepared for ‘Cats’ Role by Living as Obnoxious Creature for Decades James Corden Prepared for ‘Cats’ Role by Living as Obnoxious Creature for Decades LOS ANGELES — James Corden revealed he prepared for his role in the upcoming Cats film adaptation by eschewing his normal persona and living as…
