Jon Ruggiero

Grimes and Elon Musk Reveal They Named Child to Give Him Infinite Money Cheat

HILLSBOROUGH, Calif. — Pop singer Grimes and Elon Musk recently announced that their son X Æ A-XII’s unusual name was…

5 years ago

Blizzard Announces Mobile BlizzCon Because Everyone Has Cellphone

IRVINE, Calif. — The latest convention to close its doors due to ongoing COVID-19 concerns, Blizzard has announced that the…

5 years ago

Animal Crossing Player Buries Government Check in Hole

PARMA, Ohio — Local Animal Crossing: New Horizons player, Theresa Marks, reportedly plans to bury her government check for $1,200…

5 years ago

Blathers Gladly Accepts Giant Rabbit Skeleton ‘Fossil’ for Museum

YOUBERG ISLAND — Local museum curator Blathers recently acquired a new set of bones for the island, the skeleton of…

5 years ago

Kojima and Konami Reunite for Exclusive ‘Death Stranding’ Pachinko Machine

TOKYO — Konami has announced a surprise partnership with renowned video game designer Hideo Kojima, confirming this morning that the…

5 years ago

Opinion: My Squad Won in Apex Legends. Here’s Why I Refuse to Go to the White House

After days of practice and preparation, my teammates finally reached the mountaintop and got our first squad win. However, because…

6 years ago

Fallout Advent Calendar Doors Won’t Open

ROCKLAND, Md. — Bethesda’s official Fallout 76-themed advent calendar has come under fire from consumers, who have said the vault…

6 years ago

Newgrounds Classic Console Filled With 40 Stick-Figure Fighting Games

GLENSIDE, Penn. —  Gaming site Newgrounds has announced the Newgrounds Classic Mini, a console that features a collection of 40…

6 years ago