Jon Ruggiero

Initial Puzzle of Escape Room Makes You Convince Friends to Do Escape Room

AUGUSTA, Ga. — Local man Todd Glancy, looking to do something a little different for his birthday this year, reportedly…

3 years ago

Tetris Pieces Attempting to Unionize Mysteriously Disappear

MOSCOW — Pieces from the popular Tetris series have gone missing after they gathered to allegedly discuss forming a union.…

3 years ago

Indecisive Gamer Lets JoyCon Drift Choose Game to Play

MORENCI, Mich. — Local gamer Kate Gallegos has let the faulty control stick of her Nintendo Switch Joy-Con dictate what…

3 years ago

Cicada Emerges After 17 Years to See ‘Space Jam 2’

GENEVA, N.Y. — Scientists studying the 17-year cycle of cicada populations have discovered one of the insects appeared only because…

3 years ago

Streamer Audited By IRS After Ill-Advised “Twitch Does My Taxes” Experiment

NEW YORK — A prominent Twitch user named SpongiChum is reportedly under investigation by the IRS after their historic and…

3 years ago

‘Metroid’ Remaster Forces Players to Play as Male Samus Unless They Purchase $25 Female Samus Amiibo

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced a surprise HD remaster of the original Metroid today in which you have to play…

4 years ago

Report: This Article Can Run DOOM

NEW YORK — Reddit users on the popular r/itrunsdoom were reportedly surprised to learn that an article on video game…

4 years ago

Man Can’t Throw Away PS2 Multitap in Case Three Friends Want to Get Together and Play Few Rounds of ‘Twisted Metal: Black’

PARMA, Ohio —  Local game collector Steve Yalper is dutifully holding on to his vintage PlayStation 2 Multitap in case…

4 years ago

Pirate Bay Salvages What It Can From Wreck of Quibi

LOS ANGELES — Members of The Pirate Bay took to the cyber seas to salvage the wreckage of disgraced short-form…

4 years ago