Jon Lalu

Jon Lalu

Bethesda Announces New $1200 Definitive Skyrim EditionBethesda Announces New $1200 Definitive Skyrim Edition

Bethesda Announces New $1200 Definitive Skyrim Edition

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda has announced a new definitive version of the popular video game Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, to…

5 years ago
Opinion: Dog Owners Must Disclose Probability of Throwing BallOpinion: Dog Owners Must Disclose Probability of Throwing Ball

Opinion: Dog Owners Must Disclose Probability of Throwing Ball

First of all, woof. Secondly: we dogs have sniffed out a big hole in the gaming community that needs to…

5 years ago
Here’s the Top 284 Custom Characters Banned From Soul Calibur Due to Being PenisesHere’s the Top 284 Custom Characters Banned From Soul Calibur Due to Being Penises

Here’s the Top 284 Custom Characters Banned From Soul Calibur Due to Being Penises

The release of Soul Calibur 6 brings a new character creator mode, which has allowed players to bring great matches…

6 years ago
Photographer Wins Pulitzer Prize After Getting Pikachu to Ride SurfboardPhotographer Wins Pulitzer Prize After Getting Pikachu to Ride Surfboard

Photographer Wins Pulitzer Prize After Getting Pikachu to Ride Surfboard

POKÉMON ISLAND — Aspiring young photographer Todd Snap won the Pulitzer prize in feature photography after luring a wild Pikachu…

7 years ago
CIA Still Sorting Through Sick Loot Dropped After Bin Laden RaidCIA Still Sorting Through Sick Loot Dropped After Bin Laden Raid

CIA Still Sorting Through Sick Loot Dropped After Bin Laden Raid

WASHINGTON — The CIA broke their silence on the amount of baller loot that dropped from the infamous Abbottabad raid…

7 years ago
IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on FaithIRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith

IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith

WASHINGTON — The IRS announced today, that based on a litany, video game company Electronic Arts will now be officially…

8 years ago