Jon Lalu

Bethesda Announces New $1200 Definitive Skyrim Edition

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda has announced a new definitive version of the popular video game Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, to…

5 years ago

Opinion: Dog Owners Must Disclose Probability of Throwing Ball

First of all, woof. Secondly: we dogs have sniffed out a big hole in the gaming community that needs to…

5 years ago

Here’s the Top 284 Custom Characters Banned From Soul Calibur Due to Being Penises

The release of Soul Calibur 6 brings a new character creator mode, which has allowed players to bring great matches…

6 years ago

Photographer Wins Pulitzer Prize After Getting Pikachu to Ride Surfboard

POKÉMON ISLAND — Aspiring young photographer Todd Snap won the Pulitzer prize in feature photography after luring a wild Pikachu…

7 years ago

CIA Still Sorting Through Sick Loot Dropped After Bin Laden Raid

WASHINGTON — The CIA broke their silence on the amount of baller loot that dropped from the infamous Abbottabad raid…

7 years ago

IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith

WASHINGTON — The IRS announced today, that based on a litany, video game company Electronic Arts will now be officially…

7 years ago