Jolie Darrow

Jolie Darrow

Sagging Interest in ‘Law and Order: SVU’ Episode Renewed for Local Gamer After Ice-T Mentions FortniteSagging Interest in ‘Law and Order: SVU’ Episode Renewed for Local Gamer After Ice-T Mentions Fortnite

Sagging Interest in ‘Law and Order: SVU’ Episode Renewed for Local Gamer After Ice-T Mentions Fortnite

NEW YORK — A Law and Order: Special Victims Unit character’s tossed off reference to Fortnite has piqued the interest…

4 years ago
Gamer Waits for Switch to Go to Sleep-Mode Before Sneaking Off to Cheat With PS5Gamer Waits for Switch to Go to Sleep-Mode Before Sneaking Off to Cheat With PS5

Gamer Waits for Switch to Go to Sleep-Mode Before Sneaking Off to Cheat With PS5

MADISON, Wis. — A guilt-ridden gamer has reportedly made a habit of waiting for his Switch to go into sleep…

4 years ago
245 Seasons In, America Still Unplayable Without Cheat Codes245 Seasons In, America Still Unplayable Without Cheat Codes

245 Seasons In, America Still Unplayable Without Cheat Codes

WASHINGTON — On the day marking its 245th season in existence, experts on the country The United States of America…

4 years ago
‘America Will Look Vastly Different After November,’ Says Man Discussing ‘Hyrule Warriors’ Launch Day‘America Will Look Vastly Different After November,’ Says Man Discussing ‘Hyrule Warriors’ Launch Day

‘America Will Look Vastly Different After November,’ Says Man Discussing ‘Hyrule Warriors’ Launch Day

WASHINGTON — Warning his friends and loved ones of the coming weeks and months of uncertainty, local politico Philippe Cruz…

5 years ago
Bernie Sanders Calls on Nintendo to Release Animal Crossing EarlyBernie Sanders Calls on Nintendo to Release Animal Crossing Early

Bernie Sanders Calls on Nintendo to Release Animal Crossing Early

BURLINGTON, Vt. — In the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Senator Bernie Sanders has called on Nintendo to preemptively release…

5 years ago
Exhausted Video Game Begs Player to Just Switch to Easy ModeExhausted Video Game Begs Player to Just Switch to Easy Mode

Exhausted Video Game Begs Player to Just Switch to Easy Mode

UPPER DARBY, Penn. — After dying 12 times in a five minute span playing The Last of Us, local gamer…

6 years ago