April 5, 2019 Ocarina Teacher Sighs Deeply as She’s Asked to Teach ‘Saria’s Song’ Yet Again Ocarina Teacher Sighs Deeply as She’s Asked to Teach ‘Saria’s Song’ Yet Again LOS ANGELES — Music teacher and ocarina virtuoso Marissa Harte let out a troubling and defeated sigh upon being asked yet again to teach a…
April 5, 2019 1st Edition ‘Cards Against Humanity’ Bukkake Card Sells For Record Price at Auction 1st Edition ‘Cards Against Humanity’ Bukkake Card Sells For Record Price at Auction NEW YORK — A first-edition “Pixelated Bukkake” card from the game Cards Against Humanity sold for a record $6.9 million dollars at auction yesterday, a…
February 26, 2019 Hardass Professor Won’t Allow Students to Cite Bulbapedia Hardass Professor Won’t Allow Students to Cite Bulbapedia PALLET TOWN, Kanto — World famous Pokémon researcher Professor Samuel Oak has enraged students by not letting them use Bulbapedia for their final exam. “Yet…
December 15, 2018 Study Finds That 98.7% of All Successful Parries Performed Accidentally Study Finds That 98.7% of All Successful Parries Performed Accidentally NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A Yale University study confirmed what gamers have known to be true for years: nearly every successfully executed parry in any…
