March 23, 2020 Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys MINEOLA, N.Y. — Tom Castellano was reportedly unable to comprehend that the liberal team were being presented as the good guys in Secret Hitler, after…
March 10, 2020 Next Democratic Debate to Feature Hot Questions and Even Hotter Wings Next Democratic Debate to Feature Hot Questions and Even Hotter Wings PHOENIX — The Democratic National Committee released new qualification criteria for the upcoming debate on March 15th, requiring that participants be able to consume a…
February 20, 2020 I Cannot Endorse Bernie Sanders’ Proposed Wealth Tax Because He is Clearly Count Olaf in Disguise I Cannot Endorse Bernie Sanders’ Proposed Wealth Tax Because He is Clearly Count Olaf in Disguise One might think Bernie Sanders is an ideal presidential candidate, but this could not be further from the truth as he is actually the notorious…
January 8, 2020 Completionist Student Finishes 100% Run of College After 50 Years Completionist Student Finishes 100% Run of College After 50 Years NEWARK, Del. — Tom Connor graduated today from the University of Delaware with his 140th and final bachelor degree, having taken every class in the…
December 20, 2019 Tourists in Iceland Disappointed Skybox of Northern Lights Never Loaded Tourists in Iceland Disappointed Skybox of Northern Lights Never Loaded REYKJAVÍK, Iceland — Two Americans vacationing in Iceland faced a devastating letdown upon discovering the Northern Lights skybox failed to load during their trip. “The…
December 2, 2019 Players Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says a Dog Can’t Play D&D Players Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says a Dog Can’t Play D&D FERNFIELD, Wash. — Four Dungeons & Dragons players put their DM in a tough spot this past weekend when they decided to take on the…
