February 8, 2022 Gamer Just Stares at GPS App Entire Time He’s Driving Gamer Just Stares at GPS App Entire Time He’s Driving HAWTHORNE, N.J. — A gamer driving his family across the country has recently been revealed to have spent the entire trip staring at the GPS…
December 28, 2021 Hulu Pretty Certain You Wanted to Start Show You’re Rewatching From the End Credits Hulu Pretty Certain You Wanted to Start Show You’re Rewatching From the End Credits NEW YORK — Hulu subscribers are expressing excitement over how much they love the streaming service’s new feature which allows them to skip right to…
September 14, 2021 Waluigi Reluctantly Accepts Invitation to Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl as Nigel Thornberry Clone Waluigi Reluctantly Accepts Invitation to Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl as Nigel Thornberry Clone MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Nintendo fan-favorite character Waluigi has accepted an invitation to Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl as a clone of Nigel Thornberry, finally accepting that he…
September 10, 2021 Unskippable Dialogue Makes Speedrunner Late for Work Unskippable Dialogue Makes Speedrunner Late for Work HENDERSON, Nev. — Local video game speedrunner Charli Hopper was reportedly held up in a Get To Work Any% run today after being pulled over…
July 28, 2021 Activision Blizzard Accountant Prefers Inverted Y-Axis Activision Blizzard Accountant Prefers Inverted Y-Axis SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Following recent allegations against the embattled publishing giant, an accountant on staff at the video game holding company Activision Blizzard spoke…
July 16, 2021 ‘Loki’ Finale Confirms Fan Theory That You’ll Need to Subscribe to Disney+ to Understand Phase 4 of MCU ‘Loki’ Finale Confirms Fan Theory That You’ll Need to Subscribe to Disney+ to Understand Phase 4 of MCU The Loki TV show’s finale released Wednesday on Disney+ confirms a longtime fan theory that had been speculated for sometime: viewers will need to watch…
July 9, 2021 Drunk Rayman Tells Bartender That He Used to Be Friends with the Rabbids Drunk Rayman Tells Bartender That He Used to Be Friends with the Rabbids PICTURE CITY — A heavily intoxicated Rayman was arrested outside a bar after aggressively disrupting restaurant patrons with stories of how he and the Rabbids…
June 28, 2021 Logan Paul Announces New Branded Green Screen Logan Paul Announces New Branded Green Screen LOS ANGELES — YouTuber and internet personality Logan Paul has announced that he is selling a new branded green screen with his name repeated across…
June 23, 2021 Earth Successfully Uninstalls McAfee Earth Successfully Uninstalls McAfee MADRID —The perpetually sunburned founder of McAfee Antivirus Software, John McAfee, was found uninstalled from planet Earth in a Spanish prison on Wednesday around 1…
