June 29, 2019 Heartbreaking: Man Too Good at Fighting Game to Enjoy Playing Against Friends But Not Good Enough to Play Competitively Heartbreaking: Man Too Good at Fighting Game to Enjoy Playing Against Friends But Not Good Enough to Play Competitively SANTA ANA, Calif. — Aaron Collins was seen leaving a local Street Fighter tournament with a dejected look on his face after once again confirming…
June 4, 2019 ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything LOS ANGELES — Following the announcement of a new Magic: The Gathering animated series to release on Netflix, directors Joe and Anthony Russo have revealed…
May 28, 2019 New Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t Know New Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t Know KYOTO, Japan — During a Nintendo Direct press conference this morning, the company announced the new Nintendo Phone, a smartphone only capable of making calls…
March 30, 2019 Borderlands 3 Cover Art Revealed to Be Randy Pitchford Shooting Himself in the Foot Borderlands 3 Cover Art Revealed to Be Randy Pitchford Shooting Himself in the Foot FRISCO, Texas — Gearbox announced today that the official box art for Borderlands 3, the newest installment in the franchise to be released after years…
March 10, 2019 Middle School Student Arrested After Attempted Kamehameha Actually Works Middle School Student Arrested After Attempted Kamehameha Actually Works CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — According to eyewitness accounts at McCallister Middle School yesterday afternoon, middle school student Tommy Parker was arrested after he tried to do…
March 1, 2019 Revolutionary Indie Dev Designs Platformer Where You Go Left Revolutionary Indie Dev Designs Platformer Where You Go Left ALBERTA — Studio Hugh? released their first game today, a groundbreaking platformer where, instead of going to the right, you go left. “Wrong is a…
February 27, 2019 Cohen Reveals Trump Gave Order to Cut Melee From EVO Cohen Reveals Trump Gave Order to Cut Melee From EVO WASHINGTON — While testifying in front of the House Oversight Committee, President Trump’s former attorney Michael Cohen revealed that it was Trump himself who issued…
January 31, 2019 Smash Bros Character Blames Low-Tier Player For Loss Smash Bros Character Blames Low-Tier Player For Loss BATTLEFIELD — After a heartbreaking loss, an orange Inkling girl reportedly spiked her Splattershot to the ground and stormed offstage while hurling insults back at…
January 22, 2019 YouTuber Starts Every Video With Apology For Hiatus YouTuber Starts Every Video With Apology For Hiatus DALLAS — YouTuber David Patterson, known online as “SuperVGMan64,” recently uploaded a fifth consecutive video on his channel that opens with a long-winded apology about…
