March 7, 2020 Campaign Staff Begging Joe Biden to Stop Mashing Through Dialogue Options Campaign Staff Begging Joe Biden to Stop Mashing Through Dialogue Options PHILADELPHIA — Staffers within the Joe Biden presidential campaign are reportedly begging the former Vice President to stop mashing the A-button through all of his…
March 2, 2020 Glitched Sock Clips Through Dryer and Despawns Glitched Sock Clips Through Dryer and Despawns MINNEAPOLIS — A customer at a local laundromat, Jane Garrison, claims that one of her socks experienced a physics glitch in a dryer, causing it…
February 14, 2020 QA Tester Also Good at Finding Flaws in Friend’s New Boyfriend QA Tester Also Good at Finding Flaws in Friend’s New Boyfriend ROCKVILLE, Md. — Gabriel Callahan, a Maryland local and QA Tester at Bethesda Softworks, is also pretty good at finding flaws in his friend’s new…
February 11, 2020 Game Developer Incites Controversy by Continuing to Exist Game Developer Incites Controversy by Continuing to Exist AUSTIN, Texas — Controversial game development studio Qth Dimension came under fire from the denizens of the internet yet again this week after it was…
February 10, 2020 Mass Effect Devs Still Waiting for Anybody to Find the Secret ‘No Sex’ Ending Mass Effect Devs Still Waiting for Anybody to Find the Secret ‘No Sex’ Ending EDMONTON — Nearly eight years after the release of Mass Effect 3, Canadian game developers at BioWare were baffled that not a single person had…
January 18, 2020 Feel Old Yet? Skyrim Was Released 10 Years Ago, 8 Years Ago, 5 Years Ago, 4 Years Ago, and 3 Years Ago Feel Old Yet? Skyrim Was Released 10 Years Ago, 8 Years Ago, 5 Years Ago, 4 Years Ago, and 3 Years Ago Are you ready to feel the sting of time? The beloved fantasy RPG Skyrim, the hugely successful fifth game in the Elder Scrolls franchise, was…
January 12, 2020 Elderly Man Kindly Rewinds YouTube Video to the Start So Next Viewer Doesn’t Have To Elderly Man Kindly Rewinds YouTube Video to the Start So Next Viewer Doesn’t Have To FRESNO, Calif. — Local caretaker Ellie Franklin reported yesterday afternoon that the elderly man she looks after, Jim Anderson, was seen rewinding through the YouTube…
December 25, 2019 Nation’s Little Cousins Launch Inquiry Into What Games You Got On Your Phone Nation’s Little Cousins Launch Inquiry Into What Games You Got On Your Phone SALT LAKE CITY — The collective little cousins of the United States announced a formal inquiry into what games you got on your phone, as…
December 13, 2019 5 Easter Eggs in the New Sonic Trailer to Keep Your Mind Off of the Entire Animation Studio Being Abruptly Fired 5 Easter Eggs in the New Sonic Trailer to Keep Your Mind Off of the Entire Animation Studio Being Abruptly Fired After months of anticipation, the new trailer for the Sonic the Hedgehog movie is here, and it doesn’t disappoint. Long time fans of the series…
