Jimmy Beliakoff

Campaign Staff Begging Joe Biden to Stop Mashing Through Dialogue Options

PHILADELPHIA — Staffers within the Joe Biden presidential campaign are reportedly begging the former Vice President to stop mashing the…

5 years ago

Glitched Sock Clips Through Dryer and Despawns

MINNEAPOLIS —  A customer at a local laundromat, Jane Garrison, claims that one of her socks experienced a physics glitch…

5 years ago

QA Tester Also Good at Finding Flaws in Friend’s New Boyfriend

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Gabriel Callahan, a Maryland local and QA Tester at Bethesda Softworks, is also pretty good at finding…

5 years ago

Game Developer Incites Controversy by Continuing to Exist

AUSTIN, Texas — Controversial game development studio Qth Dimension came under fire from the denizens of the internet yet again…

5 years ago

Mass Effect Devs Still Waiting for Anybody to Find the Secret ‘No Sex’ Ending

EDMONTON — Nearly eight years after the release of Mass Effect 3, Canadian game developers at BioWare were baffled that…

5 years ago

Feel Old Yet? Skyrim Was Released 10 Years Ago, 8 Years Ago, 5 Years Ago, 4 Years Ago, and 3 Years Ago

Are you ready to feel the sting of time? The beloved fantasy RPG Skyrim, the hugely successful fifth game in…

5 years ago

Elderly Man Kindly Rewinds YouTube Video to the Start So Next Viewer Doesn’t Have To

FRESNO, Calif. — Local caretaker Ellie Franklin reported yesterday afternoon that the elderly man she looks after, Jim Anderson, was…

5 years ago

Nation’s Little Cousins Launch Inquiry Into What Games You Got On Your Phone

SALT LAKE CITY — The collective little cousins of the United States announced a formal inquiry into what games you…

5 years ago

5 Easter Eggs in the New Sonic Trailer to Keep Your Mind Off of the Entire Animation Studio Being Abruptly Fired

After months of anticipation, the new trailer for the Sonic the Hedgehog movie is here, and it doesn’t disappoint. Long…

5 years ago