August 3, 2017 Newborn Baby Has Terrible Stats Newborn Baby Has Terrible Stats VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. â Fred and Maria Owens were severely disappointed to discover their newborn baby has absolutely terrible stats after being delivered in a…
July 27, 2017 Our Writer Died One Sentence into this PlayerUnknownâs Battlegrounds Article Our Writer Died One Sentence into this PlayerUnknownâs Battlegrounds Article PlayerUnknownâs Battlegrounds is one of the most exciting new games on the Steam marketplace but many online players are complaining about the promised addition of…
July 26, 2017 Incredible Rocket League Player Did Aerial Thing on Purpose Incredible Rocket League Player Did Aerial Thing on Purpose BALTIMORE â In one of the most impressive Rocket League feats of all time, incredible gamer Carlos Villalba performed a mid-air shot on goal for the…
July 25, 2017 Trump Reminds GOP Senators Before Healthcare Vote “No Russian” Trump Reminds GOP Senators Before Healthcare Vote “No Russian” WASHINGTON â President Donald Trump grimly said to GOP lawmakers âRemember, no Russian,â moments before the elevator doors opened to the Senate floor for the…
July 22, 2017 Next Star Wars Spin-Off Tells Origin Story of Giant Yellow Letters Flying Through Space Next Star Wars Spin-Off Tells Origin Story of Giant Yellow Letters Flying Through Space SAN DIEGO â Disney executives revealed the premise of another movie in the Star Wars anthology film series today at San Diego Comic-Con, entitled Space…
July 20, 2017 Creator of No Man’s Sky Looks Nothing Like His Dating Profile Creator of No Man’s Sky Looks Nothing Like His Dating Profile GUILDFORD, U.K. â Local woman Sarah Letts was severely disappointed today to discover that her Tinder date, No Manâs Sky lead developer Sean Murray, had…
July 17, 2017 This Guy Made a Fully Functioning Computer in Minecraft That Blocks @notch on Twitter This Guy Made a Fully Functioning Computer in Minecraft That Blocks @notch on Twitter Whoa! We spoke to the brilliant Cody Bigley today, who used hundreds of thousands of blocks in the virtual world of Minecraft to build a…
July 11, 2017 Climate Scientists Warn That All Super Mario Levels Will Be Underwater by 2025 Climate Scientists Warn That All Super Mario Levels Will Be Underwater by 2025 PARIS â Top climate scientists released a new peer-reviewed research paper today, which warns that all Super Mario stages will become underwater levels within the…
July 3, 2017 Dungeons and Dragons Player Crafts Elaborate Fantasy World Where Parents Respect Him Dungeons and Dragons Player Crafts Elaborate Fantasy World Where Parents Respect Him PITTSBURGH â Local Dungeon Master Tyler Ferrell, being free to imagine worlds wherein literally anything is possible, has designed a fantasy realm that features his…