May 4, 2018 Sad Incel Doesn’t Get the Hint From Uninterested Girl Sad Incel Doesn’t Get the Hint From Uninterested Girl MUSHROOM KINGDOM â Plumber and noted loner Mario Mario has reportedly missed multiple verbal and nonverbal cues from Princess Peach, who has desperately tried to…
May 2, 2018 Netflix Breathes Sigh of Relief as Iron Fist Disintegrates During Infinity War Finale Netflix Breathes Sigh of Relief as Iron Fist Disintegrates During Infinity War Finale LOS ANGELES â Netflix executives were reportedly relieved to discover that Iron Fist had disintegrated during the finale of Marvelâs new film Avengers: Infinity War.…
April 27, 2018 Daredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight Thanos Daredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight Thanos NEW YORK â The Devil of Hellâs Kitchen, a masked vigilante known as Daredevil, was reportedly too busy fighting a shoplifter to join  humanityâs last…
April 26, 2018 PUBG Gives Me Hope That I Can Still Be Loved Despite Being Deeply Broken PUBG Gives Me Hope That I Can Still Be Loved Despite Being Deeply Broken Many video game journalists wrote this year that PlayerUnknownâs Battlegrounds was their top game of 2017, and I wholeheartedly agree. But for me, itâs not…
April 19, 2018 True Neutral Woman Considers Herself Chaotic Good True Neutral Woman Considers Herself Chaotic Good ROCHESTER, N.Y. â Local roleplaying enthusiast Susan Warburton, confirmed to be âtrue neutralâ on the alignment chart by close friends and family, considers herself to…
April 10, 2018 Character Capable of Breaking Fourth Wall Knows You’re Masturbating Character Capable of Breaking Fourth Wall Knows You’re Masturbating BEYOND REALITY â Close sources report that Monika, a character from the cult psychological horror game Doki Doki Literature Club! with the ability to break…
April 4, 2018 Report: Sony Searches Playerâs Purchase History to Pick Monthly Free Games Report: Sony Searches Playerâs Purchase History to Pick Monthly Free Games TOKYO, Japan â A new investigative report released today reveals that the monthly PlayStation Plus free games for the PlayStation 4 are decided upon after…
April 3, 2018 Million Redditors With Million Keyboards Accidentally Write Westworld Season 2 Million Redditors With Million Keyboards Accidentally Write Westworld Season 2 LOS ANGELES â With the season two premiere of HBOâs Westworld on the horizon, a group of one million Redditors were miraculously able to recreate…
March 27, 2018 Ocarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press Secretary Ocarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press Secretary WASHINGTON â President Donald Trump surprised Americans today by replacing Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders with the talking owl who appeared in The Legend of…
