November 23, 2018 Man Dead After Trying to Bring PC Gaming to Previously Uncontacted Tribe Man Dead After Trying to Bring PC Gaming to Previously Uncontacted Tribe NORTH SENTINEL ISLAND — Ron Alan Cho, an American PC Master Race evangelist, was killed while attempting to to convert one of the world’s last…
November 21, 2018 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Announces She’s Waiting for Red Dead Redemption 2 to Go On Sale to Thunderous Applause Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Announces She’s Waiting for Red Dead Redemption 2 to Go On Sale to Thunderous Applause NEW YORK — Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez joined a rally with the New York City chapter of the DSA today and received loud cheers upon her…
November 17, 2018 Opinion: It’s Time for a Gamer President Opinion: It’s Time for a Gamer President Our country is in political turmoil as we look to our leaders and see no one who will rise up to the challenge of defeating…
October 29, 2018 Twitter Heavily Considering Removing ‘Tweet’ Button Twitter Heavily Considering Removing ‘Tweet’ Button SAN FRANCISCO — Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey announced today that the social media site is heavily considering removing the “tweet” button in an attempt to…
October 19, 2018 DC Announces Movie Adaptation of Superman 64 DC Announces Movie Adaptation of Superman 64 BURBANK, Calif. — Warner Brothers has announced that the next edition in the DC Extended Universe will be an adaptation of the Nintendo 64 video…
October 18, 2018 We Asked People at Comic Con to Sign a Petition to Make Gamers a Protected Class We Asked People at Comic Con to Sign a Petition to Make Gamers a Protected Class We, the GAMERS of the United States need to rise up and finally make Gamers a protected class. RISE UP and sign the petition today!
October 15, 2018 Weeb Orders Sixth 23andMe in Desperate Search for Marginal Japanese Heritage Weeb Orders Sixth 23andMe in Desperate Search for Marginal Japanese Heritage LOS ANGELES — Local Caucasian anime fan Martin O’Rourke ordered his sixth 23andMe in an attempt to prove that he is 100% technically a little…
October 13, 2018 Woman Buys Game Just to Understand Memes Woman Buys Game Just to Understand Memes AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Christine McNamara bought a full-price $60 version of popular video game Overwatch today solely to understand the constant Overwatch-related memes…
September 25, 2018 Disgusting: [NERD PROPERTY] Fans Are Boycotting Because It Features Some [MARGINALIZED PEOPLE] *TEMPLATE* Disgusting: [NERD PROPERTY] Fans Are Boycotting Because It Features Some [MARGINALIZED PEOPLE] *TEMPLATE* THIS IS A TEMPLATE. DO NOT FORGET TO FILL IN THE BLANKS WHEN THE INEVITABLE NEW STORY COMES OUT. DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. – Editor Ugh,…
