March 27, 2019 Netflix Now Autoplays Trailer If You Even Think About Opening Website Up Netflix Now Autoplays Trailer If You Even Think About Opening Website Up LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix CEO Reed Hastings announced today that the popular entertainment website will be implementing a new feature which autoplays trailers before…
March 23, 2019 Pewdiepie Apologizes for Accidentally Promoting Alt Right Figure Pewdiepie Pewdiepie Apologizes for Accidentally Promoting Alt Right Figure Pewdiepie BRIGHTON, U.K. — Popular YouTuber Felix Kjellberg, better known as Pewdiepie, apologized to his fans today for accidentally promoting a figure gaining prominence in the…
March 17, 2019 Honoring an Irish Icon: Fox McCloud Honoring an Irish Icon: Fox McCloud Today, for St Patrick’s Day, we want to honor the video games world’s most Irish character of all: Fox McCloud. You may know him from…
March 15, 2019 Facebook Tells Shooter He Could Reach More People If He Boosts Post For $50 Facebook Tells Shooter He Could Reach More People If He Boosts Post For $50 SAN FRANCISCO — The Facebook algorithm informed a terrorist yesterday that his video of a horrific mass shooting that murdered forty-nine Muslims in New Zealand…
March 12, 2019 7 Captain Marvel Easter Eggs You Missed Because You’re a Dumb Stupid Idiot. You Moron. You Disgust Me 7 Captain Marvel Easter Eggs You Missed Because You’re a Dumb Stupid Idiot. You Moron. You Disgust Me 1 – Stan Lee was rehearsing his lines from the movie Mallrats Are you fucking kidding me with this?! You claim to be a comic…
February 27, 2019 Nintendo Immediately Cancels Pokémon: Let’s Go, Jynx! Amid Widespread Controversy Nintendo Immediately Cancels Pokémon: Let’s Go, Jynx! Amid Widespread Controversy KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has cancelled their new title Pokemon Let’s Go, Jynx! mere moments after announcing the game during a Pokémon Direct broadcast earlier…
February 5, 2019 Republicans Try to Appeal to Younger Voters by Releasing State of the Union on YouTube Republicans Try to Appeal to Younger Voters by Releasing State of the Union on YouTube WASHINGTON — Republican strategists have announced they will upload the entirety of Donald Trump’s State of the Union address onto YouTube under the title NATIONAL…
February 5, 2019 UCB Opens “Improv for Dungeon Masters” Class UCB Opens “Improv for Dungeon Masters” Class NEW YORK — Improv comedy theatre the Upright Citizens Brigade announced today that they will be offering a new set of improv classes for aspiring…
February 2, 2019 Opinion: It’s Time for Game Developers to Unionize OR Make a Game About a Guy With a Giant Fucking Gun Opinion: It’s Time for Game Developers to Unionize OR Make a Game About a Guy With a Giant Fucking Gun Considering the grueling working conditions for video game developers, the long hours they put in for little to no overtime pay, and the horrible ways…
