July 15, 2019 Woman Desperate to Find Out Who Was Fourth Billed in ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ Not About to Cross a Picket Line to Visit IMDb Woman Desperate to Find Out Who Was Fourth Billed in ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ Not About to Cross a Picket Line to Visit IMDb NEW YORK — Marsha Stevenson was reportedly desperate to discover who was fourth billed in the 1987 film Beverly Hills Cop II after hearing the…
July 12, 2019 Disney Creates Beautifully Realistic CGI Audience to Enjoy ‘The Lion King’ Disney Creates Beautifully Realistic CGI Audience to Enjoy ‘The Lion King’ LOS ANGELES — Directed by Jon Favreau, Disney announced today a perfectly photo-realistic CGI audience created to enjoy the studio’s remake of The Lion King.…
July 7, 2019 Absolutely Useless Pokémon Attack Doesn’t Even Do Damage Absolutely Useless Pokémon Attack Doesn’t Even Do Damage BUFFALO, N.Y. — Lifelong Pokémon fan Neil Ferraro threw away the chance to teach his level 63 Venomoth “quiver dance” in Pokémon Ultra Sun after…
July 4, 2019 Next Game of Thrones? My Hot Friend Bought a Sword Next Game of Thrones? My Hot Friend Bought a Sword After the thrilling conclusion of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones left viewers decidedly enthralled and satisfied, the world is ready to take on…
June 27, 2019 Final Fantasy VII Remake Finds Middle Ground by Giving Tifa Third, Average-Sized Breast Final Fantasy VII Remake Finds Middle Ground by Giving Tifa Third, Average-Sized Breast TOKYO — Among growing complaints about the size of Final Fantasy VII character Tifa’s breasts in the upcoming remake, Square Enix announced today that they…
June 20, 2019 Bob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office Record Bob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office Record NEW YORK — CEO of the Walt Disney Company Bob Iger was seen panhandling on the New York City subway this morning asking passengers for…
June 12, 2019 Dr Disrespect Streams Teary Apology From Middle School Locker Room Dr Disrespect Streams Teary Apology From Middle School Locker Room ENCINITAS, Calif. — Herschel Beahm IV, better known by his Twitch persona Dr Disrespect, apologized for streaming on Twitch from a public bathroom today with…
May 31, 2019 Justin Roiland Releases New Insufferable Fanbase Justin Roiland Releases New Insufferable Fanbase LOS ANGELES — Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Roiland, partnering with his development company Squanch Games, released a new frustratingly annoying fanbase today. The fanbase…
May 29, 2019 36-Year-Old Gamer Practicing Every Day For Casual Smash Bros Match With Nephew at Family Get Together 36-Year-Old Gamer Practicing Every Day For Casual Smash Bros Match With Nephew at Family Get Together ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Jimmy Feldman has reportedly been practicing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for three hours every single day after work in preparation for when…
