September 26, 2019 Adorable! These 142,592 Friends All Got Matching Tattoos Adorable! These 142,592 Friends All Got Matching Tattoos OK this is too cute. Apparently these 142,592 besties all got identical triforce tattoos over the last 30 years and are showing them off on…
September 18, 2019 Disgraced Jackie Chan Reveals His Movies Are All TAS Disgraced Jackie Chan Reveals His Movies Are All TAS HONG KONG — Filmmaker Jackie Chan held back tears at a press conference today after revealing that all of the stunts in his movies were…
September 16, 2019 SNL Intern Forced to Comb Through 600 5-Hour Long Podcast Episodes After Hiring Gamer Comedian SNL Intern Forced to Comb Through 600 5-Hour Long Podcast Episodes After Hiring Gamer Comedian NEW YORK — Saturday Night Live production intern Christine Price is reportedly being forced to listen to 600 episodes of the podcast The Video Game…
September 10, 2019 KFC Expands From Poorly Paying Fast Food Employees to Poorly Paying Game Devs KFC Expands From Poorly Paying Fast Food Employees to Poorly Paying Game Devs LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Fast food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken announced today they were expanding their business from not treating employees well in the restaurant industry…
September 2, 2019 Review: ‘Joker’ is a Dangerous Film That Will Incite Lonely White Men to Try Stand-Up Comedy Review: ‘Joker’ is a Dangerous Film That Will Incite Lonely White Men to Try Stand-Up Comedy Todd Phillips’ Joker is a beautifully directed yet haunted film about a disturbed man that I fear will inspire a generation of our nation’s most…
August 30, 2019 YouTuber Can’t Use Ramen to Fix Hole in Relationship YouTuber Can’t Use Ramen to Fix Hole in Relationship LOS ANGELES — YouTuber and handyman David Patterson, otherwise known as SuperVGMan64, failed to fix the gaping hole in his relationship with his wife Maria…
August 29, 2019 Local Gamer Pretty Sure ‘Hard Drive’ Staff Following Him Around and Recording His Life Local Gamer Pretty Sure ‘Hard Drive’ Staff Following Him Around and Recording His Life ALBANY, N.Y. — After reading a handful of articles from video game website Hard Drive, local gamer and avid internet user Peter Bauer told friends…
August 23, 2019 Newlyweds Exchange Phone Numbers Newlyweds Exchange Phone Numbers BETHPAGE, N.Y. — A couple of newlyweds, Marissa and Frank Carter, cemented their love for each other at their wedding today, concluding the marriage ceremony…
August 14, 2019 Relaunched StumbleUpon Shuffles User Between Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook Relaunched StumbleUpon Shuffles User Between Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook SAN FRANCISCO — The creators of the once-popular website StumbleUpon announced today they are relaunching the service for the modern internet era and will allow…
