February 4, 2020 Netflix Reportedly Testing New Feature That Just Lets You Say You’ve Seen ‘Ozark’ Netflix Reportedly Testing New Feature That Just Lets You Say You’ve Seen ‘Ozark’ LOS ANGELES — Netflix programmers are reportedly working on a new feature that lets viewers just say they’ve already seen the Jason Batemen-led crime drama…
February 3, 2020 Aspiring Terrorist Deletes Every Mean Tweet About ISIS After Applying for Job There Aspiring Terrorist Deletes Every Mean Tweet About ISIS After Applying for Job There KANSAS CITY, Miss. — Local rabble rouser and aspiring terrorist Shaun Norris reportedly deleted all of his social media posts criticizing the Islamic State of…
January 24, 2020 Cute Simplistic Art Style Totally Unrelated to Indie Dev’s Limitations as Designer Cute Simplistic Art Style Totally Unrelated to Indie Dev’s Limitations as Designer BROOKLYN, N.Y. — The refreshing barebones art style of critically acclaimed indie video game Bird Brain has reportedly nothing to do with sole developer Ethan…
January 23, 2020 Billy Mitchell Stripped of Wife After Being Caught Cheating Billy Mitchell Stripped of Wife After Being Caught Cheating WESTON, Fla. — Famed video game player Billy Mitchell has found himself surrounded by controversy once again after being caught cheating on his wife Evelyn…
January 22, 2020 Huge ‘Star Wars’ Planet Adds Second Town Huge ‘Star Wars’ Planet Adds Second Town NEVARRO — Far far away planet Nevarro has added a second town after realizing they have the room to spare, according to those familiar with…
January 6, 2020 Ranked: Every Single Jewish Video Game Character Ever Ranked: Every Single Jewish Video Game Character Ever As gamers, we don’t do enough to celebrate the vast history of Jewish heritage in video games, and we here at Hard Drive want to…
December 5, 2019 Oh No: Jon Favreau Just Revealed That Baby Yoda’s Name is Mike Pence Oh No: Jon Favreau Just Revealed That Baby Yoda’s Name is Mike Pence We have awful news for fans of Star Wars and cute puppets everywhere; The Mandalorian creator Jon Favreau just revealed that Baby Yoda’s actual canonical…
November 26, 2019 Polygon Writers Throw Dart at Board to Decide Which New Game is Reminiscent of Twin Peaks Polygon Writers Throw Dart at Board to Decide Which New Game is Reminiscent of Twin Peaks NEW YORK — The Polygon editorial team reportedly threw darts at a board of upcoming video game releases to decide which one they would describe…
November 23, 2019 New Movie Uses De-Aging Technology to Make Paul Rudd Look Exactly the Same New Movie Uses De-Aging Technology to Make Paul Rudd Look Exactly the Same LOS ANGELES — An upcoming film by Denis Villeneuve entitled Tempus and starring Paul Rudd was announced this morning; the film will span multiple decades…
