May 24, 2020 And When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried You And When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried You One night I dreamed a team. As I was walking along the storage town with my Lord, Across the dark sky flashed incoming players from…
May 20, 2020 Lonely Tony Hawk Swears He Landed a 20,000 Lonely Tony Hawk Swears He Landed a 20,000 ENCINITAS, Calif. — Professional skateboarder Tony Hawk has reportedly been telling friends and fans that he landed a “20,000,” a physically impossible trick where one…
May 18, 2020 Google Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character Name Google Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character Name MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — The Google algorithm was reportedly itching to autofill the word “death” as user Marianne Gibbs typed in the name of a…
May 12, 2020 Reddit Relationship Post Clearly About Banjo and Kazooie Reddit Relationship Post Clearly About Banjo and Kazooie SPIRAL MOUNTAIN — A new post on Reddit’s r/relationship_advice by an anonymous user was quickly identified by fans to be about the famous bear and…
May 10, 2020 Superman Asks Waiter If There’s Kryptonite in His Meal Superman Asks Waiter If There’s Kryptonite in His Meal METROPOLIS — Local superhero Superman reportedly asked his waiter at a restaurant last night if there was any kryptonite in his salmon meal. “Yeah I…
May 7, 2020 Facebook Game Ad Actually Government Recruiting Device to Contract Earth’s Most Skilled Military Tacticians Facebook Game Ad Actually Government Recruiting Device to Contract Earth’s Most Skilled Military Tacticians WASHINGTON — Top government sources have revealed that the Facebook advertisement for a game called Douse The Goblin! is actually a military recruiting device to…
May 3, 2020 Opinion: 253 Views On My Video Doesn’t Sound Like a Lot, But If You Put Them All In a Room… Opinion: 253 Views On My Video Doesn’t Sound Like a Lot, But If You Put Them All In a Room… OK so my newest YouTube video essay Breath of the Wild and the Important of Open World Mechanics got 253 views and maybe that doesn’t…
May 3, 2020 ‘Call of Duty: Warzone’ Concert Features 500-Foot Ted Nugent ‘Call of Duty: Warzone’ Concert Features 500-Foot Ted Nugent Following in the footsteps of rival free-to-play battle royale game Fortnite, the developers of Call of Duty: Warzone held a 45-minute in-game concert last night…
May 1, 2020 Video Game Speedrunner Changes Boyfriend’s Language to Japanese to Get Through Argument Quicker Video Game Speedrunner Changes Boyfriend’s Language to Japanese to Get Through Argument Quicker TAMPA, Fla. — Local video game speedrunner Lulu Gardner reportedly changed her boyfriend’s language to Japanese in order to get through an argument with him…
