June 24, 2020 Call of Duty: Warzone Update Requires 100GB, a Little Bit of Blood Call of Duty: Warzone Update Requires 100GB, a Little Bit of Blood MIDDLETON, Wisc. — A new update to Activision’s Call of Duty: Warzone requires users to give up 100gb of their hard drive space as well…
June 12, 2020 Everything We Know About Elder Scrolls 6 Everything We Know About Elder Scrolls 6 Nothing.
June 11, 2020 Report: Yeah, I Dunno, There’s a Bunch of New Video Games Coming Out Report: Yeah, I Dunno, There’s a Bunch of New Video Games Coming Out NEW YORK — Those who have watched Sony’s PS5 – The Future of Gaming Show are reporting that, I don’t know, there’s like a bunch…
June 10, 2020 343 Releases Video of Halo Players Calling People Gay on Voice Chat in Honor of Pride Month 343 Releases Video of Halo Players Calling People Gay on Voice Chat in Honor of Pride Month REDMOND, Wash. — 343 has released a heartwarming video to social media in honor of LGBTQ+ pride showcasing thousands audio clips from Halo fans calling…
June 5, 2020 Sony Rushes Out ‘Spider-Man’ DLC That Lets You Play as Spidey Breaking Up Protests in Brooklyn Sony Rushes Out ‘Spider-Man’ DLC That Lets You Play as Spidey Breaking Up Protests in Brooklyn BURBANK, Calif. — Insomniac Games has fast tracked DLC for their hit PlayStation 4 game Spider-Man that lets players control the costumed hero as he…
June 1, 2020 Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property HYRULE — A local looter named Link was seen breaking into random buildings, destroying valuable clay pots and stealing the money within, according to concerned…
June 1, 2020 Violent Video Game Linked to Real Life Violence Violent Video Game Linked to Real Life Violence NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has found a potential link between violent video games where players control police officer characters and…
May 29, 2020 Climate Report Warns Global Warming Not Quite Strong Enough to Make Seaman Extinct Climate Report Warns Global Warming Not Quite Strong Enough to Make Seaman Extinct WASHINGTON — Climate scientists have solemnly published a new report which warns that, while the effects of climate change are sure to be devastating worldwide,…
May 26, 2020 Gamer Who Heard ‘No Man’s Sky’ Is Good Now Isn’t Ready to Stop Making Fun of It Gamer Who Heard ‘No Man’s Sky’ Is Good Now Isn’t Ready to Stop Making Fun of It TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Kris Strickland reportedly isn’t emotionally prepared to stop making jokes about No Man’s Sky now that it has apparently been…
