January 1, 2022 Superheroes Unsure Where to Fight After City Cleans Up Scaffolding Superheroes Unsure Where to Fight After City Cleans Up Scaffolding NEW YORK — Superheroes and supervillains were left with nowhere to battle after New York City officials finally cleaned up all the scaffolding around buildings…
December 31, 2021 How NFTs Will Save Video Games By Making No One Want to Play Them Anymore How NFTs Will Save Video Games By Making No One Want to Play Them Anymore As we march into 2022, it’s important to take stock of new technologies and how they can help advance the culture that we are a…
December 28, 2021 Has Cancel Culture Gone Too Far? Lindsay Ellis Has Decided Not to Make Videos Anymore on Her Own Accord Has Cancel Culture Gone Too Far? Lindsay Ellis Has Decided Not to Make Videos Anymore on Her Own Accord Cancel culture has been both a blessing and a scourge that has taken social media by storm, destroying the careers of several of our favs,…
December 22, 2021 Woman With +5 Charisma Rolls Nat 20 on Virgin Pregnancy Lie Woman With +5 Charisma Rolls Nat 20 on Virgin Pregnancy Lie NAZARETH — Local player character Mary reportedly rolled a natural 20 when checking an attempt at a lie to her NPC husband Joseph that she…
December 17, 2021 Video Game Studio Has Great Idea to Also Make Breath of the Wild Video Game Studio Has Great Idea to Also Make Breath of the Wild REDMOND, Wash. — Video game studio Parakalo announced that their upcoming release, Divine Infinite Ultimata, was inspired by their idea to make Nintendo’s Breath of…
December 8, 2021 Horny PC Tower Gets Turned On by Foot Horny PC Tower Gets Turned On by Foot NEW YORK — A sexually charged PC tower sitting on gamer Nicolas Mooney’s floor was reportedly turned on today by Mooney’s foot pressing the power…
December 4, 2021 Not in the ‘Forbes 30 Under 30’ List? That’s OK! Here’s a List of People Who Weren’t Successful Ever Not in the ‘Forbes 30 Under 30’ List? That’s OK! Here’s a List of People Who Weren’t Successful Ever Every year, Forbes releases a new “30 Under 30” list that sends the creative and business world into a depression spiral for not being included.…
December 2, 2021 Mexico Votes to Change Country’s Tint to Purple Mexico Votes to Change Country’s Tint to Purple MEXICO CITY — The citizens of Mexico have overwhelmingly voted to change the tint of their country from orange to purple, according to early exit…
December 2, 2021 Gendo Ikari Blames Sun Glare in Eyeglasses for Car Accident Gendo Ikari Blames Sun Glare in Eyeglasses for Car Accident TOKYO-3 — The director of NERV, Gendo Ikari, caused an accident on the highway that led to a three car pileup. According to those close…
