September 24, 2020 Psychologists Warn 1 in 10 Crewmates Could Develop Impostor Syndrome Psychologists Warn 1 in 10 Crewmates Could Develop Impostor Syndrome NEW YORK — Researchers at Columbia University have published a paper which warns that roughly 10% of all spaceship crewmates could develop impostor syndrome. “It’s…
September 24, 2020 Twitch Viewer Who Turned Off Stream’s Volume So He Could Do Work Now Just Watching in Silence Twitch Viewer Who Turned Off Stream’s Volume So He Could Do Work Now Just Watching in Silence NEW YORK — Local work-from-home employee Martin Rowe turned off the volume on the Twitch stream he was watching so that he could finish up…
September 22, 2020 Gamer Needs to Gamify Playing Video Games In Order to Get Through Gaming Gamer Needs to Gamify Playing Video Games In Order to Get Through Gaming PHILADELPHIA — Local gamer Carla Ward reportedly needs to trick herself into finishing video games by gamifying them in order to get through her daily…
September 14, 2020 JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as a woman in order to…
September 13, 2020 Disney Announces $50 Mushu Print-Out for Fans to Tape to Their TV While Watching Mulan Disney Announces $50 Mushu Print-Out for Fans to Tape to Their TV While Watching Mulan BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced a new $50 print-out of 1998 Mulan character Mushu available to Disney+ subscribers to scotch tape to their television…
September 7, 2020 Fall Guys Developers Somberly Report Every Time Your Jellybean Falls, It Dies Permanently Fall Guys Developers Somberly Report Every Time Your Jellybean Falls, It Dies Permanently LONDON — Developers at Mediatonic have somberly revealed to fans that every time you lose a match in their hit battle royale Fall Guys, your…
September 3, 2020 Halo Infinite Harkens Back to the Series’ Roots by Letting Players Collect 25 Computer Parts to Upgrade Grappling Hook Halo Infinite Harkens Back to the Series’ Roots by Letting Players Collect 25 Computer Parts to Upgrade Grappling Hook REDMOND, Wash. — 343 released new information about their upcoming game Halo Infinite today that shows it harkens back to the series’ roots by letting…
September 1, 2020 Gamer Disgusted to Discover They Just Watched Nick Robinson Video Gamer Disgusted to Discover They Just Watched Nick Robinson Video NEW YORK — Local gamer Jesse Cooper was reportedly horrified to discover the 15-minute YouTube video they just finished was made by disgraced former Polygon…
August 30, 2020 Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It Microsoft Flight Simulator is a masterpiece in realism, from the perfectly tuned flying instruments to the fact that my son Trevor, who tragically passed away…
