December 10, 2020 ‘Hades’ Video Game Inexplicably Wins TIME’s 2020 Person of the Year ‘Hades’ Video Game Inexplicably Wins TIME’s 2020 Person of the Year NEW YORK — TIME Magazine has shocked the world, announcing today that their 2020 Person of the Year is inexplicably Supergiant Games’ roguelike Hades, beating…
December 9, 2020 Cyberpunk 2077 Runs Great When Injected Into Your Brain With a Large Syringe, But This Is No Indicator for Console Cyberpunk 2077 Runs Great When Injected Into Your Brain With a Large Syringe, But This Is No Indicator for Console WARSAW — Early reviews of CD Projekt Red’s Cyberpunk 2077 have made notes to specify that the game runs incredibly well when injected directly into…
December 8, 2020 Dead Filmmaker Discovers Purgatory Actually Not Boring and Confusing At All Dead Filmmaker Discovers Purgatory Actually Not Boring and Confusing At All PURGATORY — Recently deceased filmmaker Robert Howells was shocked to discover that purgatory, the period of waiting between life and afterlife, was actually not how…
December 5, 2020 Studio Executives Encourage ‘Metal Gear Solid’ Director to Take No Inspiration From Games Studio Executives Encourage ‘Metal Gear Solid’ Director to Take No Inspiration From Games LOS ANGELES — Sony Pictures executives have reportedly encouraged Metal Gear Solid director Jordan Vogt-Roberts to feel free to go through the video game series…
December 2, 2020 Alex Honnold Completes First Free Solo Ascent of PS5 Alex Honnold Completes First Free Solo Ascent of PS5 YOSEMITE, Calif. — Rock climber Alex Honnold has shocked both the athletic and gaming worlds by completing the first free solo ascent of a PlayStation…
November 29, 2020 New Star Wars Character Actually From Some Book New Star Wars Character Actually From Some Book ATLANTA — A new character mentioned in the latest episode of Disney+ show The Mandalorian is reportedly actually from a book or comic or something…
November 28, 2020 Phoenix Wright Ruins Another Wedding Phoenix Wright Ruins Another Wedding LOS ANGELES — Veteran defense attorney Phoenix Wright has ruined yet another wedding by yelling “OBJECTION!” after the judge said to “speak now or forever…
November 26, 2020 COVID-19 Gears Up for Another Double-XP Weekend COVID-19 Gears Up for Another Double-XP Weekend ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have confirmed that the COVID-19 virus is gearing up for yet another Double-XP Weekend,…
November 25, 2020 Cyberpunk 2077 Still Won’t Let Fans Customize How Many Hours Their Devs Work a Week Cyberpunk 2077 Still Won’t Let Fans Customize How Many Hours Their Devs Work a Week WARSAW — Fans of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 are upset at the level of character customization, citing that they are still not able…
