Jeremy Kaplowitz

Woman Desperate to Find Out Who Was Fourth Billed in ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ Not About to Cross Picket Line to Visit IMDb

NEW YORK — Marsha Stevenson was reportedly desperate to discover who was fourth billed in the 1987 film Beverly Hills…

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Disney Creates Beautifully Realistic CGI Audience to Enjoy ‘The Lion King’

LOS ANGELES — Directed by Jon Favreau, Disney announced today a perfectly photo-realistic CGI audience created to enjoy the studio’s…

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Absolutely Useless Pokémon Attack Doesn’t Even Do Damage

BUFFALO, N.Y. — Lifelong Pokémon fan Neil Ferraro threw away the chance to teach his level 63 Venomoth “quiver dance”…

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Next Game of Thrones? My Hot Friend Bought Sword

After the thrilling conclusion of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones left viewers decidedly enthralled and satisfied, the world…

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Final Fantasy VII Remake Finds Middle Ground by Giving Tifa Third, Average-Sized Breast

TOKYO — Among growing complaints about the size of Final Fantasy VII character Tifa’s breasts in the upcoming remake, Square…

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Bob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office Record

NEW YORK — CEO of the Walt Disney Company Bob Iger was seen panhandling on the New York City subway…

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Dr Disrespect Streams Teary Apology From Middle School Locker Room

ENCINITAS, Calif. — Herschel Beahm IV, better known by his Twitch persona Dr Disrespect, apologized for streaming on Twitch from…

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Justin Roiland Releases New Insufferable Fanbase

LOS ANGELES — Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Roiland, partnering with his development company Squanch Games, released a new frustratingly…

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36-Year-Old Gamer Practicing Every Day For Casual Smash Bros Match With Nephew at Family Get Together

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Jimmy Feldman has reportedly been practicing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for three hours every single day after…

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