Jeremy Kaplowitz

Adorable! These 142,592 Friends All Got Matching Tattoos

OK this is too cute. Apparently these 142,592 besties all got identical triforce tattoos over the last 30 years and…

5 years ago

Disgraced Jackie Chan Reveals His Movies Are All TAS

HONG KONG — Filmmaker Jackie Chan held back tears at a press conference today after revealing that all of the…

5 years ago

SNL Intern Forced to Comb Through 600 5-Hour Long Podcast Episodes After Hiring Gamer Comedian

NEW YORK — Saturday Night Live production intern Christine Price is reportedly being forced to listen to 600 episodes of…

5 years ago

KFC Expands From Poorly Paying Fast Food Employees to Poorly Paying Game Devs

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Fast food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken announced today they were expanding their business from not treating employees…

5 years ago

Review: ‘Joker’ is Dangerous Film That Will Incite Lonely White Men to Try Stand-Up Comedy

Todd Phillips’ Joker is a beautifully directed yet haunted film about a disturbed man that I fear will inspire a…

5 years ago

YouTuber Can’t Use Ramen to Fix Hole in Relationship

LOS ANGELES — YouTuber and handyman David Patterson, otherwise known as SuperVGMan64, failed to fix the gaping hole in his…

5 years ago

Local Gamer Pretty Sure ‘Hard Drive’ Staff Following Him Around and Recording His Life

ALBANY, N.Y. — After reading a handful of articles from video game website Hard Drive, local gamer and avid internet…

5 years ago

Newlyweds Exchange Phone Numbers

BETHPAGE, N.Y. — A couple of newlyweds, Marissa and Frank Carter, cemented their love for each other at their wedding…

5 years ago

Relaunched StumbleUpon Shuffles User Between Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook

SAN FRANCISCO — The creators of the once-popular website StumbleUpon announced today they are relaunching the service for the modern…

5 years ago