Jeremy Kaplowitz

Netflix Reportedly Testing New Feature That Just Lets You Say You’ve Seen ‘Ozark’

LOS ANGELES — Netflix programmers are reportedly working on a new feature that lets viewers just say they’ve already seen…

5 years ago

Aspiring Terrorist Deletes Every Mean Tweet About ISIS After Applying for Job There

KANSAS CITY, Miss. — Local rabble rouser and aspiring terrorist Shaun Norris reportedly deleted all of his social media posts…

5 years ago

Cute Simplistic Art Style Totally Unrelated to Indie Dev’s Limitations as Designer

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — The refreshing barebones art style of critically acclaimed indie video game Bird Brain has reportedly nothing to…

5 years ago

Billy Mitchell Stripped of Wife After Being Caught Cheating

WESTON, Fla. — Famed video game player Billy Mitchell has found himself surrounded by controversy once again after being caught…

5 years ago

Huge ‘Star Wars’ Planet Adds Second Town

NEVARRO — Far far away planet Nevarro has added a second town after realizing they have the room to spare,…

5 years ago

Ranked: Every Single Jewish Video Game Character Ever

As gamers, we don’t do enough to celebrate the vast history of Jewish heritage in video games, and we here…

5 years ago

Oh No: Jon Favreau Just Revealed That Baby Yoda’s Name is Mike Pence

We have awful news for fans of Star Wars and cute puppets everywhere; The Mandalorian creator Jon Favreau just revealed…

5 years ago

Polygon Writers Throw Dart at Board to Decide Which New Game is Reminiscent of Twin Peaks

NEW YORK — The Polygon editorial team reportedly threw darts at a board of upcoming video game releases to decide…

5 years ago

New Movie Uses De-Aging Technology to Make Paul Rudd Look Exactly the Same

LOS ANGELES — An upcoming film by Denis Villeneuve entitled Tempus and starring Paul Rudd was announced this morning; the…

5 years ago