Jeremy Kaplowitz

Call of Duty: Warzone Update Requires 100GB, Little Bit of Blood

MIDDLETON, Wisc. — A new update to Activision’s Call of Duty: Warzone requires users to give up 100gb of their…

4 years ago

Report: Yeah, I Dunno, There’s Bunch of New Video Games Coming Out

NEW YORK — Those who have watched Sony’s PS5 - The Future of Gaming Show are reporting that, I don’t…

4 years ago

343 Releases Video of Halo Players Calling People Gay on Voice Chat in Honor of Pride Month

REDMOND, Wash. — 343 has released a heartwarming video to social media in honor of LGBTQ+ pride showcasing thousands audio…

4 years ago

Sony Rushes Out ‘Spider-Man’ DLC That Lets You Play as Spidey Breaking Up Protests in Brooklyn

BURBANK, Calif. — Insomniac Games has fast tracked DLC for their hit PlayStation 4 game Spider-Man that lets players control…

4 years ago

Looter Has Zero Regard for Neighbor’s Property

HYRULE — A local looter named Link was seen breaking into random buildings, destroying valuable clay pots and stealing the…

4 years ago

Violent Video Game Linked to Real Life Violence

NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has found a potential link between violent video games where players…

4 years ago

Climate Report Warns Global Warming Not Quite Strong Enough to Make Seaman Extinct

WASHINGTON — Climate scientists have solemnly published a new report which warns that, while the effects of climate change are…

4 years ago

Gamer Who Heard ‘No Man’s Sky’ Is Good Now Isn’t Ready to Stop Making Fun of It

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Kris Strickland reportedly isn’t emotionally prepared to stop making jokes about No Man’s Sky now…

4 years ago