Jeremy Kaplowitz

Disney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On Now

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney announced today that their Disney+ Hawkeye show has been delayed indefinitely due to issues of nobody…

4 years ago

Zoom Cast Reunion of Geico’s ‘Cavemen’ Raises $17 for Charity

LOS ANGELES — The cast of ABC’s 2007 television show Cavemen reunited for a Zoom table read of an unaired…

4 years ago

Former StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in Office

SAN DIEGO — Former StarCraft 2 all-star Sergio Luna reportedly has the highest actions per minute (APM) in Microsoft Excel…

4 years ago

Fortnite Adds Kevin James’ Dance From Hitch Into Game

CARY, N.C. — Following the release of the viral TikTok Renegade dance as DLC content for their hit third person…

4 years ago

Melania Trump Promotes BLM Movement Thinking It Stands for “Be Less Mean”

WASHINGTON — First Lady of the United States Melania Trump announced her enthusiastic support for the Black Lives Matter movement…

4 years ago

Instagram Post of Twitter Screenshot Shows TikTok Star Reacting to Vine Compilation on YouTube

LOS ANGELES — 22-year-old TikTok star Sarah Johnston reacted to her own 2016 Vine compilation in a viral YouTube video…

4 years ago

Fact Check: It’s Called ‘Shrimp Fried Rice’ Not Because Shrimp Fried the Rice Itself, But In Fact Because the Fried Rice Contains Shrimp In It

Recently we have been seeing a multitude of people on social media claiming that Shrimp Fried Rice got its name…

4 years ago

Opinion: Video Games are for Children. If You’re an Adult, You Should Stare at Wall Until You Fucking Die

Listen, here’s the deal: there is absolutely nothing wrong with liking video games if you’re a child, but that needs…

4 years ago

Nancy Pelosi Plays Single Match as Doomfist in Honor of Black Lives Matter

WASHINGTON — Nancy Pelosi played a match of Overwatch as the black character Doomfist earlier this morning to celebrate Black…

4 years ago