Jeremy Kaplowitz

Psychologists Warn 1 in 10 Crewmates Could Develop Impostor Syndrome

NEW YORK — Researchers at Columbia University have published a paper which warns that roughly 10% of all spaceship crewmates…

4 years ago

Twitch Viewer Who Turned Off Stream’s Volume So He Could Do Work Now Just Watching in Silence

NEW YORK — Local work-from-home employee Martin Rowe turned off the volume on the Twitch stream he was watching so…

4 years ago

Gamer Needs to Gamify Playing Video Games In Order to Get Through Gaming

PHILADELPHIA — Local gamer Carla Ward reportedly needs to trick herself into finishing video games by gamifying them in order…

4 years ago

JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel

LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as…

4 years ago

Disney Announces $50 Mushu Print-Out for Fans to Tape to Their TV While Watching Mulan

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced a new $50 print-out of 1998 Mulan character Mushu available to Disney+ subscribers to…

4 years ago

Fall Guys Developers Somberly Report Every Time Your Jellybean Falls, It Dies Permanently

LONDON — Developers at Mediatonic have somberly revealed to fans that every time you lose a match in their hit…

4 years ago

Halo Infinite Harkens Back to the Series’ Roots by Letting Players Collect 25 Computer Parts to Upgrade Grappling Hook

REDMOND, Wash. — 343 released new information about their upcoming game Halo Infinite today that shows it harkens back to…

4 years ago

Gamer Disgusted to Discover They Just Watched Nick Robinson Video

NEW YORK — Local gamer Jesse Cooper was reportedly horrified to discover the 15-minute YouTube video they just finished was…

4 years ago

Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It

 Microsoft Flight Simulator is a masterpiece in realism, from the perfectly tuned flying instruments to the fact that my…

4 years ago