Jeremy Kaplowitz

Guy Who Takes 4,000 Photos of His Cat Year Doesn’t Understand Appeal of Pokémon Snap

NEW YORK — Local gamer Jared Kalashnik reportedly told friends today that he just cannot understand the appeal of Pokémon…

4 years ago

MAGA Protesters Set Police to Easy Mode

WASHINGTON — Protesters have stormed the Capitol Building in Washington D.C. after setting the local police to “easy mode.” “We…

4 years ago

When Asked What Han Solo’s Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Wish George Lucas Would Die”

Whoa!! We have huge news for Star Wars fans because Han Solo actor Harrison Ford did a TELL-ALL interview with…

4 years ago

Snickering CD Projekt Red Executive Announces Cyberpunk Switch Port

WARSAW — Executives at CD Projekt Red couldn’t contain their giggling while announcing an upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 port coming to…

4 years ago

Long-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite

CARY, N.C. — Epic Games has announced that the new DLC character coming to their hit battle royale video game…

4 years ago

It’s Time to Admit That All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers

As our technology gets better and better, people become attached to the familiar. Old interfaces become the preferred, retro designs…

4 years ago

Elon Musk Announces He’s Raising His Son Without Pronouns or Friends

SAN FRANCISCO — Tesla, Inc. CEO Elon Musk announced today that he will be raising his son X Æ A-Xii…

4 years ago

CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just Glitch

WARSAW — CD Projekt Red has confirmed that anything racist that players may find in their game Cyberpunk 2077 is…

4 years ago

Why My Shitty Dead-End Office Job Means No Video Game Developer Should Complain Ever

As video games become an even larger part of our culture, the conversation over overtime work, employee crunch, and unions…

4 years ago