Jeremy Kaplowitz

Nerf CEO Pleads With Gamers to Stop Associating His Company With Weakness

PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro CEO Brian Goldner released a video today pleading with gamers to stop using the word “nerf”…

3 years ago

New Patch Fixes Glitch That Made Pen Mightier Than Sword

EARTH — Developers of the planet Earth have released a new patch that fixes a thousands-year-old glitch which accidentally made…

3 years ago

Who Reviews the Reviewers? Why We’re Adding Polls to the Bottom of Our Reviews to Let Our Writers Know If They’re Right or Wrong

Video game reviews are the backbone of the gaming industry, but why is it that only the so-called journalists hold…

3 years ago

Review: Bo Burnham’s New Special Has Joke About Gamers, Which Means We Can Write About It

Bo Burnham’s quarantine comedy special Inside released on Netflix today and is a monumental look into a creative person’s deteriorating…

3 years ago

Stitcher Rebrands as Dating App for Parasocial Relationships

NEW YORK — Popular podcast app Stitcher announced today that they are rebranding as a dating app, specifically for parasocial…

4 years ago

Sony Releases PS5 That’s Just the Disc Drive

TOKYO — Sony announced this morning that they have developed a PlayStation 5 that’s just the disc drive. “We did…

4 years ago

Dystopian Predictions of the Future Could Not Have Predicted Today’s Reality: $70 Video Games

WASHINGTON — Analysts warned today that we have reached a new apocalyptic crisis which even the worst models could not…

4 years ago

IGN Switzerland Announces They Are Staying Neutral in Battle Between IGN America and IGN Israel

ZÜRICH — After the American IGN published an article Saturday morning with ways to help Palestinians in the wake of…

4 years ago

Lawyers Struggling to Defeat YouTuber Who Wrote “No Copyright Intended” in Video Description

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local YouTuber Martin Byrne has lawyers befuddled after uploading a video entitled ‘Epic Dragon Ball Z Goku…

4 years ago